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Short summary:
Nine cultivators, an Immortal, the happiest baby in the world, a welcome tag along, a Devil Venerable, a not-so-little ghost, and a sleepy boy's journey to find home.

Long summary:
The story of reaching the heavens, being crowned as the Heavenly Emperor at the end of the journey couldn't possibly consist of only: enter a Sect, take a lotus position, power up, battled overpowered opponents, defeated, saved by some beauty/ancestor/hidden immortal, ate pills, enter closed door cultivation, break through, fight over powered opponents once more, won the fight, rinse and repeat… they couldn't live just like that for years until they touched the heavens right? 

What do they do in their free time? What do they do when they're bored? What do they do once they reach the pinnacle of cultivation? Do they eat chicken nuggets? 

Once when they were a group of nameless noobodies they all agreed that the obvious next step they should take was to build a sect of their own. But now that they reached the summit, and were in the process of creating their dream sect, their to-do list seemed to be filled with the following tasks: Figure out how a certain immortal could kill *cough* co-parent peacefully with his child's other parent. Cover an entire realm with grass. Yes, the "grass", those green common stuff on the ground. Build a red light district. Rebuild an entire village… 

Weren't they planning to build a sect?!

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Updates everyday unless I'm sick

I also want to point out that this story is more on the slice of life department, its objective is to explore what cultivators do apart from reaching Immortal-hood. It's like playing a game but you got caught doing the side quests. So the pacing and plot progression might be slow… maybe. Take my words as a grain of salt. Especially the tags.

English is not my first language, keep this in mind.

A Slice of Cultivator's Life

"Why I am little Jinjing's mother! Yellow Prance, it's nice to meet you. Jinjing would brag to me of her time together with all of you." Yellow Prance looked giddy.


Yellow Prance instantly drew in Lai Meihui, Luo Huifang, Lan Jianhong, and Jiang Xiaotong's attention. The tree demon began regaling high, low, and embarrassing stories of Wu Jinjing.


Wu Jinjing had no power to stop Yellow Prance. She could only watch as her "dark history" was retold. Right in front of her face.


While this chaotic scene of "mother embarrassing daughter" was in full swing, Ming Yongnian took out his child from his robes.


"Ah?" Why did her father kick her out of his robes?


He handed the baby to Kaijun to hold. Sliding back to stand behind Feng Delun. "Delun, gather your spiritual energy to your core. Condense all of them to a single point."


Feng Delun did not ask what Ming Yongnian was attempting to do. Yet he followed the Immortal's instructions. Gathering all of his spiritual energy to his core.


Chapter 56