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Short summary:
Nine cultivators, an Immortal, the happiest baby in the world, a welcome tag along, a Devil Venerable, a not-so-little ghost, and a sleepy boy's journey to find home.

Long summary:
The story of reaching the heavens, being crowned as the Heavenly Emperor at the end of the journey couldn't possibly consist of only: enter a Sect, take a lotus position, power up, battled overpowered opponents, defeated, saved by some beauty/ancestor/hidden immortal, ate pills, enter closed door cultivation, break through, fight over powered opponents once more, won the fight, rinse and repeat… they couldn't live just like that for years until they touched the heavens right? 

What do they do in their free time? What do they do when they're bored? What do they do once they reach the pinnacle of cultivation? Do they eat chicken nuggets? 

Once when they were a group of nameless noobodies they all agreed that the obvious next step they should take was to build a sect of their own. But now that they reached the summit, and were in the process of creating their dream sect, their to-do list seemed to be filled with the following tasks: Figure out how a certain immortal could kill *cough* co-parent peacefully with his child's other parent. Cover an entire realm with grass. Yes, the "grass", those green common stuff on the ground. Build a red light district. Rebuild an entire village… 

Weren't they planning to build a sect?!

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Updates everyday unless I'm sick

I also want to point out that this story is more on the slice of life department, its objective is to explore what cultivators do apart from reaching Immortal-hood. It's like playing a game but you got caught doing the side quests. So the pacing and plot progression might be slow… maybe. Take my words as a grain of salt. Especially the tags.

English is not my first language, keep this in mind.

A Slice of Cultivator's Life

"Though I shouldn't refer to you as young master Jin anymore. That title now belongs to your great grand nephew. Calling you great grand second uncle Jin is rather tedious."

The woman fanned herself gently. She wore not tight-fitting robes but rather a polished and comfortable attire —  hair held by a glittering silver of hairpins.

"It's been a while Li Ai." Jin Liwei greeted the woman.

Closing her fan with a snap, the woman made a dismissal gesture. "It has only been five hundred years since we meet face to face!" The woman's laugh was gentle. "Thanks to young master Jin, I am able to maintain my beauty and age." As if to show it, the woman rubbed her cheeks.

The three other sworn siblings, Feng Delun included, raised many questions to Jin Liwei respectively.

"You have always helped my family. We couldn't keep all those ministers in check with the Empire's funds without your help. His Majesty Zhen Lian is thoroughly satisfied with your work."

Chapter 72