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Short summary:
Nine cultivators, an Immortal, the happiest baby in the world, a welcome tag along, a Devil Venerable, a not-so-little ghost, and a sleepy boy's journey to find home.

Long summary:
The story of reaching the heavens, being crowned as the Heavenly Emperor at the end of the journey couldn't possibly consist of only: enter a Sect, take a lotus position, power up, battled overpowered opponents, defeated, saved by some beauty/ancestor/hidden immortal, ate pills, enter closed door cultivation, break through, fight over powered opponents once more, won the fight, rinse and repeat… they couldn't live just like that for years until they touched the heavens right? 

What do they do in their free time? What do they do when they're bored? What do they do once they reach the pinnacle of cultivation? Do they eat chicken nuggets? 

Once when they were a group of nameless noobodies they all agreed that the obvious next step they should take was to build a sect of their own. But now that they reached the summit, and were in the process of creating their dream sect, their to-do list seemed to be filled with the following tasks: Figure out how a certain immortal could kill *cough* co-parent peacefully with his child's other parent. Cover an entire realm with grass. Yes, the "grass", those green common stuff on the ground. Build a red light district. Rebuild an entire village… 

Weren't they planning to build a sect?!

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Updates everyday unless I'm sick

I also want to point out that this story is more on the slice of life department, its objective is to explore what cultivators do apart from reaching Immortal-hood. It's like playing a game but you got caught doing the side quests. So the pacing and plot progression might be slow… maybe. Take my words as a grain of salt. Especially the tags.

English is not my first language, keep this in mind.

A Slice of Cultivator's Life

Feng Delun keenly observed the growing tension between the young ghost Tian Mengshen and Cao Lei.

The array master felt like slapping his face with both hands. But that was something his siblings would do. And Feng Delun had his pride as the elder brother.

He had restraint. Taking a deep breath, he composed himself in his mind.

To this day, he had not found someone with a blunt tongue like his eldest brother or a black steel belly to say or ask something that was not meant to be asked!

Cao Lei was the second coming of his eldest brother.

Though with little ancestor around, he would probably be the third.

Feng Delun knew he had to intervene before the situation escalated into a full-blown conflict. It was imperative to maintain peace between disciples.

The Heavenly Emperor knows how bad the sect would be if the disciples tried to kill one another.

Chapter 84