ThockyKeyboard

Short summary:
Nine cultivators, an Immortal, the happiest baby in the world, a welcome tag along, a Devil Venerable, a not-so-little ghost, and a sleepy boy's journey to find home.

Long summary:
The story of reaching the heavens, being crowned as the Heavenly Emperor at the end of the journey couldn't possibly consist of only: enter a Sect, take a lotus position, power up, battled overpowered opponents, defeated, saved by some beauty/ancestor/hidden immortal, ate pills, enter closed door cultivation, break through, fight over powered opponents once more, won the fight, rinse and repeat… they couldn't live just like that for years until they touched the heavens right? 

What do they do in their free time? What do they do when they're bored? What do they do once they reach the pinnacle of cultivation? Do they eat chicken nuggets? 

Once when they were a group of nameless noobodies they all agreed that the obvious next step they should take was to build a sect of their own. But now that they reached the summit, and were in the process of creating their dream sect, their to-do list seemed to be filled with the following tasks: Figure out how a certain immortal could kill *cough* co-parent peacefully with his child's other parent. Cover an entire realm with grass. Yes, the "grass", those green common stuff on the ground. Build a red light district. Rebuild an entire village… 

Weren't they planning to build a sect?!

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Updates everyday unless I'm sick

I also want to point out that this story is more on the slice of life department, its objective is to explore what cultivators do apart from reaching Immortal-hood. It's like playing a game but you got caught doing the side quests. So the pacing and plot progression might be slow… maybe. Take my words as a grain of salt. Especially the tags.

English is not my first language, keep this in mind.

A Slice of Cultivator's Life

From underneath the lake, right behind where Tian Mengshen, You Danling, Cao Lei, and the baby were sitting. A monstrous large shadow appeared beneath the water's surface, unbeknownst to the three.

They were having a good time eating their food. They were laughing out loud. Even Tian Mengshen couldn't help but join in the laughter.

It was funny how the baby was ferociously sucking on her bottle while having a staring contest with Cao Lei.

"You know you can't eat hard foods yet. You don't have teeth yet." Cao Lei pointed out.

The baby took out her bottle from her mouth. "Bah, bah, bleghh." She blew him a raspberry.

"Maybe it'll be fine if it's some soft food? Like porridge, perhaps?" You Danling suggested.

"Don't try to kill the mood, Cao Lei." Tian Mengshen teased.

"It's best if the baby eats foods appropriate for her age." Cao Lei reasoned.

The three had a long back and forth. The baby blabbered in her own baby language.

Chapter 88