The Table's Origins

If this went wrong, it'd be more than just a bit of an unpleasant mess to clean up. In the event of failure, the best case scenario was that it simply didn't work. The worst case scenario… well it should be burning a hole through not just the chamberpot, which would cause the waste to spill everywhere, but also creating a hole in the bottom of the house…

Even if he could some how miraculously convince Mu Di Bai that the holes in the table were always there or that they could be buffed out… A hole in his floor seemed a little bit too far, perhaps?

Hesitating for a moment, Di Tou decided to take the bare minimum of precautions. Carefully lifting the chamberpot, Di Tou lifted it and carefully tiptoed his way into the courtyard doing his best to avoid any spillage.