An_Ineloquent_Pen

Most people don't choose reincarnation.
Reincarnation finds their way to them.
Perhaps they did something great in their life.
Or maybe truck-sama wasn't looking where it was going.

But without fail, those who reincarnate are destined for something great.
A new life where everything changes for the better.

But...
Reincarnation isn't always the greatest thing.
Sometimes you just draw the short end of the stick.

Di Tou just happens to have drawn the shortest stick.

Pulled out of his life randomly.
Taken by a crazy old eccentric man not as a disciple, but as a body double?! 
And a janitor body double no less?!

Grasping a system to find... It's a JANITOR SYSTEM!?

Truly, how unlucky can one get?

The Legendary Janitor

"Ah forget it." Di Tou shook his head. Even if the mirror was a spiritual item, it wasn't like he knew what to do with it. And it'd be a real pity if it accidentally broke.

Anyways, after learning [Unobstructed View], it wouldn't be hard to activate his spiritual sense, so he could wait to mess around with the mirror after doing so.

But for now, he just wanted to fill out the last bits of his attributes.

Rubbing the (potentially) magical mirror, Di Tou couldn't help but joke.

"Mirror, mirror on the wall, who's the cleanest of them all?"

As the last word exited Di Tou's mouth, the mirror face started twisting while sucking Qi from Di Tou's right hand that was currently supporting the mirror from behind while he cleaned it.

His left eye twitching, Di Tou watched as the mirror face change to show…

An old granny who was currently sitting in a bathtub scrubbing her back while humming a song.

Mirror, Mirror on the wall...