An_Ineloquent_Pen

Most people don't choose reincarnation.
Reincarnation finds their way to them.
Perhaps they did something great in their life.
Or maybe truck-sama wasn't looking where it was going.

But without fail, those who reincarnate are destined for something great.
A new life where everything changes for the better.

But...
Reincarnation isn't always the greatest thing.
Sometimes you just draw the short end of the stick.

Di Tou just happens to have drawn the shortest stick.

Pulled out of his life randomly.
Taken by a crazy old eccentric man not as a disciple, but as a body double?! 
And a janitor body double no less?!

Grasping a system to find... It's a JANITOR SYSTEM!?

Truly, how unlucky can one get?

The Legendary Janitor

Making a quick calculation, the clerk realized that after considering the 20% discount, Di Tou could actually get another two lotteries for free. "Would you like to get the two Low-tier spirit stones returned to your account or..?"

Smiling, the clerk finally felt a little comforted by this low-spending customer. "Alright, for the lottery would you like to do the roll yourself? Or would you like us to simply bring out the goods?"

Di Tou: Damn, there's even a skip option for this Gatcha.

"I'll roll it myself then, how does it work?"

"Ah we have a unique spiritual item developed by Grandmaster Fu Yi Ting that only needs you to insert a bit of Qi-" The clerk's smile froze as they remembered the scene of Di Tou cracking the jade the day before. Suddenly the two Low-tier spirit stones seemed much less valuable compared to the fifteen he had to pay out of pocket for damaged goods.

Rolling for Books