An_Ineloquent_Pen

Most people don't choose reincarnation.
Reincarnation finds their way to them.
Perhaps they did something great in their life.
Or maybe truck-sama wasn't looking where it was going.

But without fail, those who reincarnate are destined for something great.
A new life where everything changes for the better.

But...
Reincarnation isn't always the greatest thing.
Sometimes you just draw the short end of the stick.

Di Tou just happens to have drawn the shortest stick.

Pulled out of his life randomly.
Taken by a crazy old eccentric man not as a disciple, but as a body double?! 
And a janitor body double no less?!

Grasping a system to find... It's a JANITOR SYSTEM!?

Truly, how unlucky can one get?

The Legendary Janitor

"I happen to know a guy, who knows a guy, who knows a guy. Err, what's important that is it isn't me or directly related to me for all purposes, who err.."

Licking his lips, Bu Qiong thought for a moment before continuing, "Receives hand me downs of appliances that the wealthy don't want anymore. So if you're looking for a lot, I might be able to get you a bunch of second hand ones for cheap."

Seeing Di Tou's disgusted look, Bu Qiong quickly added, "They're cleaned of course, they just aren't entirely new."

Seeing that Di Tou was still looking hesitant, Bu Qiong gritted his teeth and added, "I'll give you one for free tonight when you buy, err, when you get the thing." Bu Qiong made a head nod towards the back of the shop. "If it's no good we can discuss the price, alright? This is at least worth trying, don't you say senior."

Oh Great Buddha!