An_Ineloquent_Pen

Most people don't choose reincarnation.
Reincarnation finds their way to them.
Perhaps they did something great in their life.
Or maybe truck-sama wasn't looking where it was going.

But without fail, those who reincarnate are destined for something great.
A new life where everything changes for the better.

But...
Reincarnation isn't always the greatest thing.
Sometimes you just draw the short end of the stick.

Di Tou just happens to have drawn the shortest stick.

Pulled out of his life randomly.
Taken by a crazy old eccentric man not as a disciple, but as a body double?! 
And a janitor body double no less?!

Grasping a system to find... It's a JANITOR SYSTEM!?

Truly, how unlucky can one get?

The Legendary Janitor

"Congratulations, that's enough to qualify you as a level four member of our shop."

Hearing this, Di Tou's eyes couldn't help but shine, ah? Level four? He had skipped three? What a nice surprise, that meant he would get 40% off now right? And thinking back to the box of stones at home, Di Tou couldn't help but feel giddy. Would that be enough to get a level five membership? In that case, wouldn't everything he got be at 50% off? Everything would be buy one get one free!

Seeing the excited look on Di Tou's face, the clerk couldn't help but feel his heart bleed. F*ck, you're already so wealthy, why did you have to be stingy too? Can't you let the people down here get the scraps? Unfortunately, one of the sad truths of the world is that often times the wealthiest individuals are also the most unwilling to let benefits pass by them.

Choosing Where to Die