An_Ineloquent_Pen

Most people don't choose reincarnation.
Reincarnation finds their way to them.
Perhaps they did something great in their life.
Or maybe truck-sama wasn't looking where it was going.

But without fail, those who reincarnate are destined for something great.
A new life where everything changes for the better.

But...
Reincarnation isn't always the greatest thing.
Sometimes you just draw the short end of the stick.

Di Tou just happens to have drawn the shortest stick.

Pulled out of his life randomly.
Taken by a crazy old eccentric man not as a disciple, but as a body double?! 
And a janitor body double no less?!

Grasping a system to find... It's a JANITOR SYSTEM!?

Truly, how unlucky can one get?

The Legendary Janitor

Looking at the box, Di Tou moved to open it only to be stopped by the Jin Hao Yun. "Senior, I know this is odd, but I really shouldn't see what's in the box."

Di Tou looked at Jin Hao Yun with an odd gaze, "So you're telling me to open the box on my own, when you're not here?"

The clerk's facial expression contorted slightly, but in the end all he could say was, "You… you can open it in front of other people. The boss just mentioned that I shouldn't see what was inside."

Di Tou looked at Jin Hao Yun, "So you're telling me, you don't know what's in the box, but you, and very specifically you can't see it, or be near it when it's opened."

"You understand how this sounds, right?"

Jin Hao Yun let out a small nod, "Senior, for what it is worth, I can promise it isn't poisoned, I can even prepare our Seventy Two Method Poison Test kit for you for free…"

This... This is surely a trap?