An_Ineloquent_Pen

Most people don't choose reincarnation.
Reincarnation finds their way to them.
Perhaps they did something great in their life.
Or maybe truck-sama wasn't looking where it was going.

But without fail, those who reincarnate are destined for something great.
A new life where everything changes for the better.

But...
Reincarnation isn't always the greatest thing.
Sometimes you just draw the short end of the stick.

Di Tou just happens to have drawn the shortest stick.

Pulled out of his life randomly.
Taken by a crazy old eccentric man not as a disciple, but as a body double?! 
And a janitor body double no less?!

Grasping a system to find... It's a JANITOR SYSTEM!?

Truly, how unlucky can one get?

The Legendary Janitor

In the end, Di Tou thought for a moment before wrinkling his brows and taking out a small pouch of silver, placing three Low-tier Spirit Stones in the bottom of the bag. Exiting the two clearings, Di Tou found a place nearing the village that was a bit more secluded and shook Xiao Ai awake once more.

Wearily, Xiao Ai opened his eyes and said, "Uncle, where are we?"

Letting out a somewhat bitter smile, Di Tou said, "We're near your village. Uncle will bring you to see your mother soon and buy you fried chicken, but first, you need to listen to Uncle, okay?"

Letting out a slow nod, Xiao Ai agreed with a dazed look in his eyes.

Letting out a sigh, Di Tou used a wisp of Spiritual Sense to shock the child awake and to give him the subconscious impression that the following information was important. Although this trick was a little underhanded, the following information was important and could end up causing trouble for Xiao Ai if he ignored it.

An Agreement