An_Ineloquent_Pen

Most people don't choose reincarnation.
Reincarnation finds their way to them.
Perhaps they did something great in their life.
Or maybe truck-sama wasn't looking where it was going.

But without fail, those who reincarnate are destined for something great.
A new life where everything changes for the better.

But...
Reincarnation isn't always the greatest thing.
Sometimes you just draw the short end of the stick.

Di Tou just happens to have drawn the shortest stick.

Pulled out of his life randomly.
Taken by a crazy old eccentric man not as a disciple, but as a body double?! 
And a janitor body double no less?!

Grasping a system to find... It's a JANITOR SYSTEM!?

Truly, how unlucky can one get?

The Legendary Janitor

A trickle of blood flowed from his ear. Wu Kong couldn't help but lightly touch it and sigh before lowering his head, and Di Tou couldn't help but turn to face the direction of the disturbance once more.

A short moment later, Di Tou couldn't help but ask, "What just happened."

Remaining silent, Wu Kong looked at the floor, and after letting out a frown, Di Tou asked again with a bit more force, "What happened."

Wu Kong raised his head and simply said, "The worst-case situation."

Frowning, Di Tou thought for a moment before saying, "Let's go."

Wu Kong looked at him for a moment before saying, "For what?"

Di Tou rolled his eyes and said, "Do you know how to get out of this forest? Are you confident that they can't track us down? We might as well go and see if there's anything we can do. If we're lucky, we can push one of the parties to death in the process, and if not, it's not like our situation can get any worse."

A Bloody Flower Takes Stage