An_Ineloquent_Pen

Most people don't choose reincarnation.
Reincarnation finds their way to them.
Perhaps they did something great in their life.
Or maybe truck-sama wasn't looking where it was going.

But without fail, those who reincarnate are destined for something great.
A new life where everything changes for the better.

But...
Reincarnation isn't always the greatest thing.
Sometimes you just draw the short end of the stick.

Di Tou just happens to have drawn the shortest stick.

Pulled out of his life randomly.
Taken by a crazy old eccentric man not as a disciple, but as a body double?! 
And a janitor body double no less?!

Grasping a system to find... It's a JANITOR SYSTEM!?

Truly, how unlucky can one get?

The Legendary Janitor

"Huh," Wu Kong was stunned. What in the world had he heard? A moment later, he heard his own voice calling out in a childish tone, "Yeah! He sucked!"

Di Tou's voice followed, "Say it with me! HeQin is a piece of sh*t!"

Di Tou smiled and continued insulting the mysterious HeQin that BeiDou had raved about killing. Although he wasn't quite sure who this HeQin fellow was, he could tell that BeiDou's emotions towards the man were complicated but mostly revolved around fear. A fear so intense that she was afraid to blame HeQin for anything that had happened to her, resulting in her feeling like everything that had happened was her own fault instead of the fault of the horrible man with purple eyes.

Don't Blame Yourself