An_Ineloquent_Pen

Most people don't choose reincarnation.
Reincarnation finds their way to them.
Perhaps they did something great in their life.
Or maybe truck-sama wasn't looking where it was going.

But without fail, those who reincarnate are destined for something great.
A new life where everything changes for the better.

But...
Reincarnation isn't always the greatest thing.
Sometimes you just draw the short end of the stick.

Di Tou just happens to have drawn the shortest stick.

Pulled out of his life randomly.
Taken by a crazy old eccentric man not as a disciple, but as a body double?! 
And a janitor body double no less?!

Grasping a system to find... It's a JANITOR SYSTEM!?

Truly, how unlucky can one get?

The Legendary Janitor

Seeing Di Tou approach with the ink knife, Huang Shu couldn't help but feel a little nervous and wiggled around, causing his nail to sway in the wind. "Master immortal… what are you looking for this humble rat for today?"

Letting out a suave smile, Di Tou said, "Ah, nothing much. I was just thinking about cutting you out of that horrid piece of wood."

His eyes widened. Huang Shu looked at Di Tou and rapidly shook his head, "Master immortal, difficulties are difficulties, but I abide by the original principles. Everything on my body is a gift from my parents. I couldn't bear to leave any of it behind."

Shaking his head, Di Tou said, "That's all well and good, but you can't stay on the wood forever? If nothing else, I'm not willing to provide food for you all your life. Hair will regrow, and wounds will heal. I'm sure your parents would understand if you lost a little to save your life.

A Footless Rat