An_Ineloquent_Pen

Most people don't choose reincarnation.
Reincarnation finds their way to them.
Perhaps they did something great in their life.
Or maybe truck-sama wasn't looking where it was going.

But without fail, those who reincarnate are destined for something great.
A new life where everything changes for the better.

But...
Reincarnation isn't always the greatest thing.
Sometimes you just draw the short end of the stick.

Di Tou just happens to have drawn the shortest stick.

Pulled out of his life randomly.
Taken by a crazy old eccentric man not as a disciple, but as a body double?! 
And a janitor body double no less?!

Grasping a system to find... It's a JANITOR SYSTEM!?

Truly, how unlucky can one get?

The Legendary Janitor

Laying in bed, Di Tou couldn't help but shed some tears for his future, but after a while, he shook himself awake and started focusing on the present. Even if all those pains were going to happen in the future, that would be the problem of future Di Tou. For now, he, the present Di Tou, only had to experience the joy of opening the goodie bags!

Blinking, Di Tou tried to conceptualize what he had just gained from the mission [Inspiring Wisdom], only to find that nothing came up in his head. Stunned, Di Tou looked around and got off the bed before returning and sitting down in a lotus position and trying again, "I must have been in the wrong position." And once more, much less the feeling of combining with the universe, not a single thing happened.

His face paling, Di Tou couldn't help but worry. Did he… just get scammed? Or maybe it was an IOU? Would a Heavenly Mandate really do such a thing, however? That was way too cheap, right?!

A Human Heavenly Treasure