An_Ineloquent_Pen

Most people don't choose reincarnation.
Reincarnation finds their way to them.
Perhaps they did something great in their life.
Or maybe truck-sama wasn't looking where it was going.

But without fail, those who reincarnate are destined for something great.
A new life where everything changes for the better.

But...
Reincarnation isn't always the greatest thing.
Sometimes you just draw the short end of the stick.

Di Tou just happens to have drawn the shortest stick.

Pulled out of his life randomly.
Taken by a crazy old eccentric man not as a disciple, but as a body double?! 
And a janitor body double no less?!

Grasping a system to find... It's a JANITOR SYSTEM!?

Truly, how unlucky can one get?

The Legendary Janitor

Coughing twice, Ku Nan Ming quickly put on a smile and said, "Yes, yes, big boss. Is this my monthly salary? Do you want me to work six days a week? Seven? I can even cook and clean if you need me to."

Stunned by the sudden change in attitude, Wu Kong slowly looked down and couldn't help but feel his lip twitch when he saw the shiny spirit stones peeking out of the bag. F*ck, just when he had thought it was his turn to flex a little, Brother Yin had come and shown off his wealth once again.

A slightly annoyed glint flashing through his eyes, Wu Kong snapped, "If you don't shape up quickly, it'll be the last salary you'll get in your life."

Nodding with a diligent expression, Ku Nan Ming quickly picked up the bag and cuddled it close to him like it was a most precious child before reluctantly attaching it to his belt and looking at Di Tou and Wu Kong with a conflicted expressions.

Easily Disposable Morals