An_Ineloquent_Pen

Most people don't choose reincarnation.
Reincarnation finds their way to them.
Perhaps they did something great in their life.
Or maybe truck-sama wasn't looking where it was going.

But without fail, those who reincarnate are destined for something great.
A new life where everything changes for the better.

But...
Reincarnation isn't always the greatest thing.
Sometimes you just draw the short end of the stick.

Di Tou just happens to have drawn the shortest stick.

Pulled out of his life randomly.
Taken by a crazy old eccentric man not as a disciple, but as a body double?! 
And a janitor body double no less?!

Grasping a system to find... It's a JANITOR SYSTEM!?

Truly, how unlucky can one get?

The Legendary Janitor

<p>A moment later, an almost identical conversation occurred, and Mr. Tiger was beaten to the ground as well. Just as Mr. Tiger was about to pass out, all of the children suddenly stopped as Wu Kong appeared again. Looking down at the tattered men on the ground, Wu Kong's brow couldn't help but rise as he clapped twice and said, "Alright, get back to work. If you want to beat them, beat them, but you still have to let them work, don't you? Unless you want to do their share for them?"</p>

<p>Hearing this, the children couldn't help but feel their rage quell. Rolling his eyes, Da Wang spat at Mr. Tiger's body before turning around and working. F*ck, if the two b*stards got out of cleaning the walls because they were too hurt to move, that'd be a waste.</p>

Selling a Robe