An_Ineloquent_Pen

Most people don't choose reincarnation.
Reincarnation finds their way to them.
Perhaps they did something great in their life.
Or maybe truck-sama wasn't looking where it was going.

But without fail, those who reincarnate are destined for something great.
A new life where everything changes for the better.

But...
Reincarnation isn't always the greatest thing.
Sometimes you just draw the short end of the stick.

Di Tou just happens to have drawn the shortest stick.

Pulled out of his life randomly.
Taken by a crazy old eccentric man not as a disciple, but as a body double?! 
And a janitor body double no less?!

Grasping a system to find... It's a JANITOR SYSTEM!?

Truly, how unlucky can one get?

The Legendary Janitor

Bidding farewell to Ku Nan Ming, Di Tou wandered out of the room, and after thinking for a moment went to go see Wu Kong. Entering the Reflecting Pool room, Di Tou saw that Wu Kong had indeed gotten up and moved around… he had moved all the way to the other side of the room!

Tapping Wu Kong twice on the shoulder to get his attention, Di Tou let out a bitter smile, "Are you sure you're going to be fine."

"Ah?" Nodding, Wu Kong put on a confident expression and patted his chest twice, "Of course I'll be fine, why won't I be."

Rolling his eyes, Di Tou nodded to show that he believed him before saying, "Alright, well I spoke to Ku Nan Ming, and he mentioned that the City Lord is rather fond of exotic beast skins. Thinking about it, I have quite a few carcasses in my Spatial Ring, it's just I don't have a legitimate way to say where they came from. I was thinking you could go on a 'hunting trip' and bring one back to be skinned."

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