An_Ineloquent_Pen

Most people don't choose reincarnation.
Reincarnation finds their way to them.
Perhaps they did something great in their life.
Or maybe truck-sama wasn't looking where it was going.

But without fail, those who reincarnate are destined for something great.
A new life where everything changes for the better.

But...
Reincarnation isn't always the greatest thing.
Sometimes you just draw the short end of the stick.

Di Tou just happens to have drawn the shortest stick.

Pulled out of his life randomly.
Taken by a crazy old eccentric man not as a disciple, but as a body double?! 
And a janitor body double no less?!

Grasping a system to find... It's a JANITOR SYSTEM!?

Truly, how unlucky can one get?

The Legendary Janitor

<p>Entering the restroom, Di Tou let out a sigh. Although it wasn't quite a porcelain throne, the restrooms in the City Lord's manor were still a step above a hole in the ground. It was… a hole in the ground with some level of running water. It wasn't that bad if one just needed to pee, as one could imagine it as p*ssing in a stream. Unhygienic as that might be, it was still a little bit uncomfortable for taking a sh*t.</p>

<p>Luckily for Di Tou, today, he was just here to take a p*ss. Or at least, that was what he thought. Halfway through peeing, he felt his stomach churn again, and suddenly had the urge to take a dump, and could only helplessly cut off his stream before moving to a toilet spot that, at the end of the day, was still just a hole in the ground and squatted down. </p>

Stomach Troubles, Goodbyes