An_Ineloquent_Pen

Most people don't choose reincarnation.
Reincarnation finds their way to them.
Perhaps they did something great in their life.
Or maybe truck-sama wasn't looking where it was going.

But without fail, those who reincarnate are destined for something great.
A new life where everything changes for the better.

But...
Reincarnation isn't always the greatest thing.
Sometimes you just draw the short end of the stick.

Di Tou just happens to have drawn the shortest stick.

Pulled out of his life randomly.
Taken by a crazy old eccentric man not as a disciple, but as a body double?! 
And a janitor body double no less?!

Grasping a system to find... It's a JANITOR SYSTEM!?

Truly, how unlucky can one get?

The Legendary Janitor

A short while later, Di Tou finally finished cleaning up the interior of his new mountain hideout, and after checking the Mandate, he couldn't help but feel a little gratified.

"43% efficiency in activity [sweeping leaves], below-average feedback obtained."

Although forty-three percent wasn't considered very much compared to how he ordinarily performed, it was still a good step up from a low-level result, and considering he hadn't used his Void Qi and the fairly uneven and odd terrain inside of his hideout, it wasn't a bad result altogether. Thinking about it, Di Tou felt like if he could manage to surpass that ever-crucial fifty percent efficiency line again, but without using Void Qi again, it would prove he had made a quantitative improvement in his technique.

A Dubious Solution