An_Ineloquent_Pen

Most people don't choose reincarnation.
Reincarnation finds their way to them.
Perhaps they did something great in their life.
Or maybe truck-sama wasn't looking where it was going.

But without fail, those who reincarnate are destined for something great.
A new life where everything changes for the better.

But...
Reincarnation isn't always the greatest thing.
Sometimes you just draw the short end of the stick.

Di Tou just happens to have drawn the shortest stick.

Pulled out of his life randomly.
Taken by a crazy old eccentric man not as a disciple, but as a body double?! 
And a janitor body double no less?!

Grasping a system to find... It's a JANITOR SYSTEM!?

Truly, how unlucky can one get?

The Legendary Janitor

Dumbfounded, Fu Hao Xin let out an angry laugh as he saw how shameless these men were. They were here to rob in the middle of the night, and when they were caught, not only did they not run, but they even had the gall to question him where his money was and act as if they were justified.

This wasn't even twisting black and white. This was just outright idiocy!

Seeing Fu Hao Xin laugh, one of the men felt like the kid wasn't taking them seriously, and his mood turned even more sour. Looking around, he sneered and picked up a large piece of firewood and waved it threateningly, "Kid, give us the silver while we're still feeling kind. Or else, see what we'll do to you."

Outright Idiocy