An_Ineloquent_Pen

Most people don't choose reincarnation.
Reincarnation finds their way to them.
Perhaps they did something great in their life.
Or maybe truck-sama wasn't looking where it was going.

But without fail, those who reincarnate are destined for something great.
A new life where everything changes for the better.

But...
Reincarnation isn't always the greatest thing.
Sometimes you just draw the short end of the stick.

Di Tou just happens to have drawn the shortest stick.

Pulled out of his life randomly.
Taken by a crazy old eccentric man not as a disciple, but as a body double?! 
And a janitor body double no less?!

Grasping a system to find... It's a JANITOR SYSTEM!?

Truly, how unlucky can one get?

The Legendary Janitor

"Recently, fractures appeared in the world's membrane, and I was called to go take a look."

Reading this line, Di Tou's heart couldn't help but freeze.

F*ck, so unlucky? He had thought that the tribulation was terrifying enough, managing to encompass the grand Academy that was respected across the lands, but now he was being told that the tribulation covered the entire world and even the Heavens? Wasn't he too unlucky to be born in this era? But after thinking for a moment, Di Tou couldn't help but let out a self-deprecating smile as he realized that it was probably only because of such issues that he appeared at such a time.

Blackberries... No, Bananas!