Lord_Damocles

The Old Gods are gone. Lost and Forgotten, their honor shattered and their kingdoms broken by treachery. 

The Peace of the Myriad Heavens has been severed. And from the ashes of war and chaos, the Twin Towers of Babel have been created as a beacon of hope. 

Can Altair, a child born of the Old Gods whose name has long since been forgotten, survive, or will he be cast into the Nine Hells?

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"So..." Arsene continued, enjoying his child's flush expression. "I've got a few things to teach you. What I'm about to give you is some peak wisdom. Think of it as my Ten Commandments: One, never trust a bitch with red hair. Trust me on this. Two, the pull-out game is not a real thing. She will get pregnant. Three—"

"F-Father…"

" —Never get yourself more than one wife. It sounds fun. It is fun. But it's truly a nightmare. You better be writing this stuff down. This is some grade-A wisdom right here. Four.

"...Please stop talking…" The Prince pleaded. 

"Shhhhh. Just let this happen. Four…Bro's before hoes isn't a thing. The hoes come first. Remember, Booty is more important than Wa— "

"STOP!!!!!"

Shadow of the Abyss

Before Altair could answer, nearly bending to her sparkling eyes, the familiar voice of Syris sounded. "Altair? Ren?"

"Syris!" Said Altair, smiling, catching a glimpse of her accompanied by Lyain. He beckoned her over. "Just in time. Ren said she wants to visit a brothel."

'Oh, that's a swell idea!" She explained brightly. "I've always wanted to see what's inside a brothel."

Altair wanted to cry. 'Am I the only one not interested in this?' he thought, forcing a smile. He ignored Lyain's spiking killing intent.

"My Lady," said Lyain in haste. "Such a place is not befitting of a lady."

"But I'm curious," Syris said flatly, shooting an eye at Thanatos. "Hello, my name is Syris."

"A celestial… no…" Thanatos' eyes narrowed, startling Syris, who backed away. "A High Human. How interesting." His lips perked before his expression became one of indifference. " My name is Thanatos."

Syris II