Lord_Damocles

The Old Gods are gone. Lost and Forgotten, their honor shattered and their kingdoms broken by treachery. 

The Peace of the Myriad Heavens has been severed. And from the ashes of war and chaos, the Twin Towers of Babel have been created as a beacon of hope. 

Can Altair, a child born of the Old Gods whose name has long since been forgotten, survive, or will he be cast into the Nine Hells?

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"So..." Arsene continued, enjoying his child's flush expression. "I've got a few things to teach you. What I'm about to give you is some peak wisdom. Think of it as my Ten Commandments: One, never trust a bitch with red hair. Trust me on this. Two, the pull-out game is not a real thing. She will get pregnant. Three—"

"F-Father…"

" —Never get yourself more than one wife. It sounds fun. It is fun. But it's truly a nightmare. You better be writing this stuff down. This is some grade-A wisdom right here. Four.

"...Please stop talking…" The Prince pleaded. 

"Shhhhh. Just let this happen. Four…Bro's before hoes isn't a thing. The hoes come first. Remember, Booty is more important than Wa— "

"STOP!!!!!"

Shadow of the Abyss

The sight of a god, a being of unparalleled strength, bowing down before a mere mortal filled Altair with such elation that he had to force down his smile—a feat that required most of his spirit to suppress such a reaction.

Syris, well-versed in the nuances of Altair's behavior, recognized the familiar glow in his eyes. She'd seen it each time he'd playfully undress her after a long night or when he sought to tease her; that mischievous glint was a telltale sign. She smiled, taking the initiative to say, "Welcome, Karis, it couldn't have been easy finding the time. Please rise."

With a hint of reluctance, Karis obeyed the command to rise.

"Altair, how long do they all have to acquire visas?" Syris asked him, silently elbowing him to pull him from his trance.

Seamlessly, he said, " Thirty days. That's more than enough time. Aurora will aid you, right, Hilida?"

Babel's Tower II