Lord_Damocles

The Old Gods are gone. Lost and Forgotten, their honor shattered and their kingdoms broken by treachery. 

The Peace of the Myriad Heavens has been severed. And from the ashes of war and chaos, the Twin Towers of Babel have been created as a beacon of hope. 

Can Altair, a child born of the Old Gods whose name has long since been forgotten, survive, or will he be cast into the Nine Hells?

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"So..." Arsene continued, enjoying his child's flush expression. "I've got a few things to teach you. What I'm about to give you is some peak wisdom. Think of it as my Ten Commandments: One, never trust a bitch with red hair. Trust me on this. Two, the pull-out game is not a real thing. She will get pregnant. Three—"

"F-Father…"

" —Never get yourself more than one wife. It sounds fun. It is fun. But it's truly a nightmare. You better be writing this stuff down. This is some grade-A wisdom right here. Four.

"...Please stop talking…" The Prince pleaded. 

"Shhhhh. Just let this happen. Four…Bro's before hoes isn't a thing. The hoes come first. Remember, Booty is more important than Wa— "

"STOP!!!!!"

Shadow of the Abyss

Surveying the ballroom, Megaera felt incredibly bored. She had always found social events such as balls to be incredibly dull. She had spent most of her existence on the battlefield, hunting for some poor bastard and killing, training for years on end, seeking the peak. The very idea of spending an entire evening socializing with anyone other than the men she hunted was worse than torture. At least there on the chopping blocks, she'd be able to experience something other than boredom.

"I can't believe you got Lord Hades to agree to this bullshit," Megaera said.

"Hardly," Megaera intoned, though Thanatos thought otherwise. Why else would her mood be so sour?

"How do you like your new body? I heard you went to Zariel for help."

The Sword Path III