Hunt

"From now on you will be our team, Kai"

"Finally, someone call me a real name"

"What?"

"Nothing"

After follow her into the guild, I meet her own team

'Now that I think about it, why me?'

"You thinking about 'now that I think about it, why me?' right?'

"Yes"

"...You really honest"

Looking at the team I just joined, I really have a lot to say

"Who's that guy?"

Fiona turned to look at the team member I was pointing at

"I WILL MAKE A HAREM! I WILL ENJOYS ALL OF THEM! HAHHAAHAHA"

"His name is Dury and his skill is able to carry any objects and living creatures without using his hands, you can trust him because he's very strong"

"Why do I have a feeling he's going to play every pretty girl he sees?"

"You just imagine"

'I must be imagining it'

Look at another guy, I pointed at him and Fiona also looked at him

"I hate this world, only a succubus can make me happy"

"Who's that guy?"

"His name is Menzin, he is a magic skill, that only thing I know about him"

"Why do I get the feeling he's antisocial?"

"You just imagine"

"..."

I have a bit of a headache right now

"Any question?"

"No..."

"Ok good"

She gathered everyone together and started planning and she turned to look at me

"Do you ever kill monster in your life?"

"Never in my life"

"I thinks you need some training before we started"

"Why? You can start?"

"NO, I don't want my people die just because they don't have combat experience"

"Even I'm the one who won your simp?"

"Yes"

"..."

'She's a good leader not gonna lie and she's better than the heroine in this personality'

"Alright, If you said that then fine, can you guys wait for me?"

"Don't worry, 3 more days until the dungeon attack"

"... Excuse me WHAT?"

Nevermind, she not that good leader as I thought

***

"Look like my training has some effect!"

I'm currently in the northern forest of the kingdom I live in

And yes, today I will kill goblin. Why? Well I heard that goblins reproduce by raping women, they're creatures made for NTR so I'll kill them

In the novel instead of goblins raping the heroines, ogres raped them

The description of his penis makes me want to grab a shotgun and go to the author's house

I throw a knife into goblin neck

"UGAH!!"

"7"

'Wait, I sound like a guy who have trauma with goblin, maybe I will become goblin slayer someday!'

"hm?"

Slime? Why those monster is here?

Slime in this world is kinda cute but the way to attack it is quite terrible

'Jump into the opponent's mouth and make the opponent choke'

As far as I remember, slimes are weak and cute creatures, but the doujinshi artists use them to make scenes... hard to say

'But the author never writes about them so I don't know what's this monster type'

Slime look at me

"Human"

"..."

... maybe I need to go to hospital right now