82 PHO Interlude 2 Electric Boogaloo

A/N: PHO is so hard to write, I prolly won't do another one. Unless I organise some kind of RP thing in the discord and you guys can just write it for me lol

Also give stones <3

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♦ 𝐓𝐨𝐩𝐢𝐜: 𝐖𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐟𝐮𝐜𝐤.

𝐈𝐧: 𝐁𝐨𝐚𝐫𝐝𝐬 ► 𝐔.𝐒.𝐀 ► 𝐂𝐨𝐥𝐨𝐫𝐚𝐝𝐨 ► 𝐃𝐞𝐧𝐯𝐞𝐫 ► 𝐑𝐞𝐜𝐞𝐧𝐭 𝐄𝐯𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐬

𝐀𝐥𝐨𝐡𝐚 (Original Poster)

Posted On Feb 2nd 2008:

So, I was just making my way home after hanging out with some friends when all of a sudden, A FUCKING SUPERNOVA EXPLODED IN THE SKY!! TWICE!!!

WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME AM I GOING TO DIE?!?

I only got my phone out by the time the second blast hit, but you can still see the after effects of the first in this video [LINK]

(𝐒𝐡𝐨𝐰𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐩𝐚𝐠𝐞 𝟐 𝐨𝐟 𝟐)

►𝐂𝐚𝐫𝐛𝐨𝐧𝐤𝐞𝐧𝐧𝐲 (Temp-Banned)

Replied On Feb 2nd 2008:

Yup. Looks like it's too late for you.

Good luck in the next life.

For real tho, the fuck are you talking about? I get that cape fights can be exciting but you don't have to exadurate(how the fuck do you spell that?) so much.

Edit: ok nvm, I just saw a the whole thing on FoolsNet, your reaction was completely understandable, have a good day

►𝐁𝐫𝐢𝐥𝐥𝐢𝐠𝐞𝐫 (Moderator: Protectorate Main)

Replied On Feb 2nd 2008:

This thread is going to be locked, if you wish to discuss today's events there is a separate thread for that, please head over there and stop cluttering up the boards.

We get it, everyone else in Denver saw it, no need to make a million threads about it.

𝐄𝐧𝐝 𝐨𝐟 𝐏𝐚𝐠𝐞. 𝟏, 2

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♦ 𝐓𝐨𝐩𝐢𝐜: 𝐀 𝐖𝐨𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐫𝐟𝐮𝐥 𝐒𝐡𝐨𝐰!

𝐈𝐧: 𝐁𝐨𝐚𝐫𝐝𝐬 ► 𝐔.𝐒.𝐀 ► 𝐂𝐨𝐥𝐨𝐫𝐚𝐝𝐨 ► 𝐃𝐞𝐧𝐯𝐞𝐫 ► 𝐑𝐞𝐜𝐞𝐧𝐭 𝐄𝐯𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐬

𝐅𝐨𝐨𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐡𝐄𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐚𝐯𝐨𝐮𝐫𝐬 (Original Poster) (Verified Cape) (Verified Fool) (Temp-Banned)

Posted On Feb 2nd 2008:

Greetings one and all!

For those of you living in Denver, I'm sure that you must have witnessed quite the lightshow just a few minutes ago. I'm sure you're curious as to what it was, that is if you don't already know.

Well, that was my dear friend Tear getting smacked around, I mean, fighting with the valiant Hero known as Extinction (such a Heroic name).

The aftermath of the fight is clear for all to see, but if you wish to watch the process, here it is [VIDEO] or you can find the whole thing archived on FoolsNet by just clicking here [LINK]

Happy Thursday!

Mod Edit: This thread has reached it's post limit. A sequel thread has been made for any further discussion - Brilliger

(𝐒𝐡𝐨𝐰𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐩𝐚𝐠𝐞 𝟖 𝐨𝐟 𝟏𝟎𝟎)

►𝐄𝐠𝐠𝐦𝐚𝐧𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐧

Replied On Feb 3rd 2008:

Holy shit that wad sfuckign insane. Motherfucker really beat the shit out of her for like the entire fight.

wonder if she even survived that? I mean she didn't die when she got fucked up last time.

... hey now that I think about it, aren't we two for two on Tear getting absolutely buttfucked in these videos? good job she can heal huh

►𝐂𝐚𝐫𝐛𝐨𝐧𝐤𝐞𝐧𝐧𝐲 (Temp-Banned)

Replied On Feb 3rd 2008:

Jesus H christ on a holy cracker what the heck did I just watch?

First off, I will eat my shoe if she's still alive after this, secondly, did Extinction die too? also how many other people just sorta died in the crossfire, it's the afternoon in the middle of a city. Death tolls gotta be high right?

►𝐉𝐚𝐫𝐎𝐟𝐎𝐳 (Veteran Member) (Actually a Jar)

Replied On Feb 3rd 2008:

Holy crap, it's Tear again!

She really doesn't do things by half does she? And why is she always starting fights if she's just going to get beat up anyway?

►𝐒𝐚𝐦 𝐒𝐨𝐦𝐋𝐨𝐩

Replied On Feb 3rd 2008:

I thought she was in NY fighting it out with Butcher like, less than a month ago. What is she doing literally on the other side of the country?

►Bagrat (The Guy in the Know) (Veteran Member)

Replied On Feb 3rd 2008:

Ok I'm just going to leave this here to clear things up for anyone not in the know.

At exactly 7pm yesterday, the villain known as Tear walked into one of the US Bank Branches in Denver and in a move eerily similar to the events of December 29th last year ([LINK] for more on that) she didn't steal anything and immediately surrendered upon the arrival of a pair of Heroes, Extinction and Jet.

However, for reasons unknown Extinction did not seem to want to accept her surrender. Instead he took the opportunity to attack right away, starting the fight you can see in the OP link.

Exact numbers for property damage and lives lost is currently still being calculated, but the former is well over $400 million dollars by now and the death doll is rapidly climbing to the tens of thousands.

Riots have also started to spread as it was ostensibly the Heroes fault for the loss of life, as only Extinction has that kind of explosive energy type of power, with Tear being more of a Brute.

Denver itself is getting incredibly chaotic thanks to all of this, especially since the blast destroyed a union train station and there is even talk of calling in the National Guard, but we'll have to wait and see on that.

No news on whether either of the combatants survived just yet, though it is likely they are both dead. It just hasn't been confirmed yet.

Other than that, Extinction was rated Blaster 8, Brute 7 and Mover 6 so if Tear really is alive then her ratings are looking to be changed to Changer 8, Brute 7, Mover 3 and Thinker 1

Edit: Tear has been confirmed to have survived... as you will see if you just keep reading this thread

►𝐂𝐡𝐚𝐨𝐭𝐢𝐜𝐓𝐡𝐢𝐞𝐟

Replied On Feb 3rd 2008:

Is it just me or does she keep getting scarier?

She isn't like the Faery Queen right? Like, she isn't just gonna keep getting more powerful the more she like, eats people or something right? Right?

►𝐑𝐫𝐫𝐫𝐭 (Temp-Banned)

Replied On Feb 3rd 2008:

Talk about going out with a bang lmao.

Wonder if Extinction had a bad experience with clowns when he was a kid or something and that's why he blew up?

►𝐇𝐨𝐥𝐲 𝐒𝐮𝐳𝐮𝐤𝐢

Replied On Feb 3rd 2008:

JarOfOz - Hey I see you got that tag after all. Wait does that mean you are actually, literally a Jar? Tf?

Does anybody have any idea why the Hero just went ham on her like that? I mean, I get she's a villain and all, and that the last time she surrendered at a bank a whole lot of people died, but like, really?

►𝐃𝐚𝐨 𝐨𝐟 𝐁𝐢𝐛𝐥𝐢𝐨𝐦𝐚𝐧𝐢𝐚

Replied On Feb 3rd 2008:

It's just wild to me that that whole fight lasted like, less than ten minutes and now there's a bit ol' hole in the city and a whole lot of people dead.

...parahumans are scary

►𝐌𝐚𝐜'𝐬 𝐃𝐮𝐚𝐥 𝐑𝐨𝐜𝐤𝐞𝐭 𝐏𝐫𝐨𝐩𝐞𝐥𝐥𝐞𝐝 𝐆𝐫𝐞𝐧𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐬

Replied On Feb 3rd 2008:

But did you see that explosion though? So beautiful.

𝐄𝐧𝐝 𝐨𝐟 𝐏𝐚𝐠𝐞. 𝟏, 𝟐, 𝟑 ... 𝟔, 𝟕, 8, 𝟗, 𝟏𝟎 ... 𝟗𝟖, 𝟗𝟗, 𝟏𝟎𝟎

(𝐒𝐡𝐨𝐰𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐩𝐚𝐠𝐞 𝟗 𝐨𝐟 𝟏𝟎𝟎)

►𝐍𝐢𝐛𝐛𝐚𝐬𝐡𝐚𝐦𝐛𝐥𝐞

Replied On Feb 3rd 2008:

Holy shit, mommy Tear strikes again!

She is seriously a terrifying cape. Is it weird that I find that hot?

►𝐒𝐡𝐞𝐝 𝐚 𝐓𝐞𝐚𝐫 (Verified Cape) (Banned)

Replied On Feb 3rd 2008:

I know where you live. Want me come peg you?

►𝐍𝐢𝐛𝐛𝐚𝐬𝐡𝐚𝐦𝐛𝐥𝐞

Replied On Feb 3rd 2008:

uhhhhh....

I think that's enough internet for today. If you all don't mind me, I'm going to move overseas.

►𝐒𝐡𝐞𝐝 𝐚 𝐓𝐞𝐚𝐫 (Verified Cape) (Banned)

Replied On Feb 3rd 2008:

Come on, don't be a pussy. I thought I was hot?

If you run I will catch you and rip your heart out. Stay where you are,

►𝐍𝐢𝐛𝐛𝐚𝐬𝐡𝐚𝐦𝐛𝐥𝐞

Replied On Feb 3rd 2008:

.....

►𝐓𝐢𝐧𝐌𝐨𝐦 (Veteran Member) (Wiki Warrior) (Moderator)

Replied On Feb 3rd 2008:

Shed a Tear - Please refrain from threatening harm as it is against the rules. I've given you an infraction and if you do so again then you will be banned... again.

►𝐒𝐡𝐞𝐝 𝐚 𝐓𝐞𝐚𝐫 (Verified Cape) (Banned)

Replied On Feb 3rd 2008:

TinMom - suck a dick

►𝐓𝐢𝐧𝐌𝐨𝐦 (Veteran Member) (Wiki Warrior) (Moderator)

Replied On Feb 3rd 2008:

Shed a Tear - ...You do realise I'm a Mod right? I swing my banhammer with great joy, so bye bye.

►𝐅𝐨𝐨𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐡𝐄𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐚𝐯𝐨𝐮𝐫𝐬 (Original Poster) (Verified Cape) (Verified Fool) (Temp-Banned)

Replied On Feb 3rd 2008:

lmao what a loser. I swear you spend more time banned than not on this site. Maybe stop insulting everyone?

Oh wait, you can't answer can you? Haha

Edit: I forgot you had my number. I am very sorry and didn't mean anything I said. Also,

TinMom - Tear says to say that you're a 'dumb bitch cunt that's probably not touched grass since the day you were dropped on it head first as a child and that you should find yourself a particularly juicy cucumber as you'll never be able to get a real man'

Please don't ban me, saying my arm was twisted would be an understatement here.

►𝐓𝐢𝐧𝐌𝐨𝐦(Veteran Member) (Wiki Warrior) (Moderator)

Replied On Feb 3rd 2008:

FoolishEndeavours - Rules are rules I'm afraid. But considering the circumstance I'll let you off with only a two day ban :)

𝐄𝐧𝐝 𝐨𝐟 𝐏𝐚𝐠𝐞. 𝟏, 𝟐, 𝟑 ... 𝟕, 𝟖, 9, 𝟏𝟎, 𝟏𝟏 ... 𝟗𝟖, 𝟗𝟗, 𝟏𝟎𝟎

(𝐒𝐡𝐨𝐰𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐩𝐚𝐠𝐞 𝟏𝟎 𝐨𝐟 𝟏𝟎𝟎)

►𝐎𝐠𝐥𝐚𝐧 (Snek)

Replied On Feb 3rd 2008:

:)

►𝐅𝐢𝐬𝐜𝐡 𝐢𝐧 𝟏 𝐁𝐨𝐰𝐥 (⁠✷⁠‿⁠✷⁠)

Replied On Feb 3rd 2008:

(❁´◡`❁)

𝐄𝐧𝐝 𝐨𝐟 𝐏𝐚𝐠𝐞. 𝟏, 𝟐, 𝟑 ... 𝟖, 𝟗, 10, 𝟏𝟏, 𝟏𝟐 ... 𝟗𝟖, 𝟗𝟗, 𝟏𝟎𝟎 ■

"Interesting"

Deep inside of an old, disused Endbringer shelter that never actually finished construction and whose records of being built no longer exist sits a man.

He is dressed in a black full body suit that's only decoration is a white stencil of a snake coiling around his body, it's head ending over his own.

The suit has no eyeholes and is tight enough that you can see his individual ribs and joints, showing just how skinny the man is.

This is a man who knows many things.

From his business in New York, he knows Uppercrust and through that, he knows of a fairly new cape called Tear.

He knows that Uppercrust hired her to fight the Butcher and he knows that she was successful.

He knows that less than a full month after that, she is next seen in Denver, fighting one of the strongest Heroes in the nation.

He knows that despite really losing the fight, she was the only one to come out alive and he knows that the city descended into chao not even a full day after she showed her face.

He also knows, that shortly after that, a branch of the Elite moved into the city and started taking over the local underworld with record breaking speed.

For a man who knows so much, it does not take much inference to realise that Tear was likely hired by the Elite to 'prepare' the city for integration.

But with the knowledge he possesses, he is fully aware of the type of person someone like Tear is and he knows she would not submit herself to the Elite.

That makes her something more of a mercenary.

Knowledge is power and power is wealth. A man who has a lot of knowledge can easily gain a lot of money.

Enough to hire a clearly incredibly competent mercenary for instance.

"Interesting indeed."

Of course, the only question then is how one would get in contact?

But for a man so knowledgeable, such a task will be one of ease.

The real question, is whether or not her actions have been a fluke, or if she will truly be capable of providing on whatever it is she is hired for.

Questions, questions.

Alas, all will be revealed with time, and if there is one thing this man has, besides his knowledge, it is time.

Plans within plans.

Either way, the man would not usually consider her necessary if not for the fact that there is a big scary dragon sleeping on the mountain of gold that he so desperately seeks.

And who better to fight off a dragon, than a monster of your own?

Leaning back in his chair, the man smiles as if the entire world is bare before him and victory already in his grasp.

After all, to a man who can change fate, the world is already his. It just doesn't know it yet.

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A/N: He~llo! Dear readers!

Fun fact, to get bold on webnovel you have to copy past it in, specifically from font changer sites. Which means I had to go through this entire chapter and copy paste every thing in bold into a separate site and then back here :) (Kill me)

Also, Bold and italics don't count towards word count on this site, so I've lost about 1300 words to that too lol. Ah well, last chap was 3k word which is almost enough to make up for it by itself anyway. 'sides, I like this writing thing anyway

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