Moonless Sky

Su Yun transmigrated and became a live streamer. Suffering from no talent, he practiced all kinds of skills live every day in order to make a living.
Such as flying cards slicing flies; wooden swords playing table tennis; flying needles shooting bulletproof glass; long jump landing on water without sinking...
On the first day, Su Yun learned flying cards, and people thought he was here to be funny.
On the fifth day, Su Yun's flying cards split the cucumber, and the people thought that was the best he could do.
On the thirtieth day, Su Yun's cards cut through the stake from ten meters away and beheaded the fly... The crowd was shocked and then agreed that it was a special effect!
...
Sometime later, when Su Yun was accidentally exposed and received a summons to file, more of his skills were revealed one by one: 
The flying skills that enabled him to cross the river!
The sword art of splitting rocks with one sword!
Flying needles that were comparable to the penetrating power of a bullet...
Police: Are you sure this is just a live streamer? Immediately file for an s-level case!

The Police Called Me For The Filing, Revealing Me, A Master

Upon hearing Su Yun's call, the dirty white monkey immediately ran towards Su Yun happily. Unsurprisingly, Su Yun rejected the white monkey's intimacy and grabbed its neck. The white monkey, who had been strutting around arrogantly, immediately stopped and looked pitifully at Su Yun. "Say, it's fine if you kill them. Why did you drag them back?" Su Yun pointed at the mountain of corpses and asked helplessly.

The white monkey began to dance with joy. This action was probably something only Su Yun could understand. "You mean, we can roast it and eat it like we did at Mount Shengu?"

The white monkey nodded happily, then revealed a harmless and a little silly smile. This attitude made Su Yun feel rather helpless. "We roasted wild rabbits last time. These are genetic animals. Although they were dead, the genes in their bodies still existed. If you eat it, you might mutate!"

Shocking Act! Physical Body Resist Missiles! (3)