AFTER A LEAP OF 5 YEARS
NOAH'S POV:
"Good morning babe."
"Good morning. What time is it?"
"It's nine in the morning right now."
"What?" My dear wife woke up from her sleep as if she got the biggest shock of her life.
"Why didn't you wake me up early? Did you forget that kids have to go to school? Oh my god they'll miss their classes today. There's just fifteen minutes left for their classes to start and I won't be able to get them ready within fifteen minutes. Noah, stop smiling! You're pissing me off!"
Oops! I smell danger around me now. Whenever she calls me with my actual name, its either because she's super angry with me or when she's super happy with me. In this case right now, she is obviously angry with me.
"Okay, I'm sorry. Don't get angry please. I don't want you to ruin your mood today. We are going to have a very special day today, please."