A Horny Bastard

"What!" Everyone in the room chorused. 

"What!" Those outside the room seconded when they got the info.

One of the Felan relatives closest to the middle-aged man grabbed him by his shirt collar and warned, "Old man, you better not be fooling around. Otherwise, it's your funeral."

"How do you know my brother is dead?" Mario asked in a trembling voice.

"Your father identified him in our morgue facility and lost control of his emotions." The middle-aged man replied.

"No!" Mario's whole body trembled with fear. "Take me to him..." He said weakly.

Upon identification of Lucas's corpse, the whole Felan family went hysterical with rage. 

Every staff of the morgue were rounded up in one room and made to go on their knees and pray to their maker. The only person granted freedom to leave the morgue was the helpful middle-aged man.