Gods and Pirates

"Oh, did you finally come out?"

Vlad finally saw this guy who had been very envious when he watched the animation in his previous life. Thunder fruit ability, God Enel, it was really a great ability!

His upper body was obviously made of flesh, and his long earlobe was far larger than that of a human. The earlobe with two earrings had grown to his chest, and his head was wrapped in a headscarf. His pale yellow hair could be vaguely seen, and his face was filled with a very lazy smile. His dead fish eyes seemed to never open, and it could be said that he was born with a mocking face.

In his hand was a golden staff. There were no small wings like the other Sky Island people on his back. Instead, there were four small golden drums with magatama printed on them. They were connected by a golden string and directly embedded in his back. Vlad did not know whether Enel was a masochist or what strange fashion it was.

But it is true that Enel is a rich man. After all, he is the man who took away all the gold in the Golden Land.

"The God of Sky Island, Enel, right?"

Vlad asked. His tone was very calm and there was a smile on his lips.

"You actually know my name as a god?"

In fact, Enel was not surprised. His name was not a taboo, and basically everyone in Sky Island knew. "So, blasphemer, what is your purpose?"

"Purpose?"

"What do you think my purpose is?" Vlad was slightly startled.

"You are a pirate from Blue Ocean, right?"

Enel took out a small stick and gently waved it. A ball-like cloud emerged from it. This was also a type of Sky Island's cloud. It was called Ball Cloud. The ball of cloud floated in the air.

"Crack!"

With a flash of lightning, Enel instantly appeared on top of the ball cloud. He sat very lazily and looked at Vlad with a very casual expression. He did not have any intention of recognizing the truth. As Enel, who had been invincible for a long time, the invincible thunder fruit was his greatest reliance. He undoubtedly believed that he was invincible and that he was God.

"Yes, I am a pirate."

Vlad crossed his arms around his chest and smiled. "I am indeed a pirate. There is no doubt that I will also be the greatest pirate in the future! This is also without a doubt!"

"The greatest?"

"What an arrogant pirate!" Enel sneered.

"The word 'greatness' was created only for the concept of 'God'. It was only a word that could be used to describe 'God'."

"And the concept of gods refers to,"

"The so-called god refers to me!" Enel said in a serious tone.

"I am a god!"

Enel said.

"God?"

Vlad smiled, not angry at all because of Enel. "You said you are a god?"

"Yes, there is no doubt that I am the omnipotent god!"

Enel said matter-of-factly.

"Then, God, what is the purpose of my visit to Sky Island?"

Vlad smiled.

"Purpose?"

Enel smiled and then said with certainty, "Is there any other purpose?"

"Oh? Please elaborate,"

Vlad smiled.

"Is it for the gold?"

Enel said, "You're looking for the gold from the Golden Land Shandora, right?"

"Oh?"

Only then did Vlad remember that Sky Island was a rich place. It seemed that the legendary Golden Land had been washed here by the sea currents, right? That was true.

"It's all mine!"

Vlad thought to himself.

"Looks like I wasn't wrong!"

Enel smiled.

"Your goal is indeed inciting."

"Oh, oh."

Vlad declined to comment.

"Sure,"

"Gold can be given to you!" Enel said with a smile of interest.

"Oh?"

"Tell me about it!" Vlad said with interest.

Enel's smile faded slightly. Vlad's attitude did not make him feel good, but as a god, it was only right for him to forgive criminals. "Gold can also be given to you. As a god, I can give you those things."

"Then, God,"

Vlad smiled. "What's the price?"

"The price?"

Enel said seriously, "God's reward will only be used for its own affiliation!"

"In other words -"

Vlad narrowed his eyes slightly.

"As long as you are willing to serve me, it doesn't matter if I give you the gold."

Enel said, "You seem to be much more useful than my useless subordinates!"

"Oh!"

Vlad seemed to have come to a sudden realization. "So you want to recruit me?"

"Recruit?"

Enel shook his head. "It should be said to be subduing!"

"Hehe, hehe,"

Vlad lowered his head and chuckled.

He didn't expect since he wanted to recruit Enel as his boatman, but now Enel actually wants to recruit himself to be his subordinate, which is so interesting.

"Hey, God, you haven't experienced the feeling of being punched in the face for a long time, have you?"

Vlad said.

"Huh?"

"What do you mean?" Enel tilted his head slightly.

"Hey, God, do you want to try the feeling of being punched in the face?" Vlad clenched his fist and raised it in front of him.

"Oh, oh ---"

Enel smiled meaningfully. "Stupid pirates not only want to refuse the good intentions of god, but also want to punch the sky?"

Vlad was also laughing, laughing without any pressure. "Raise your spirits and take a stance. Stabilize your body. Mantra, use your full strength as well!"

"Oh god, I'll count down to three. When I count to zero, come on! I'll smash this fist of mine on your left face!"

Vlad said this: "You will fly out two hundred meters and land heavily on the shrine in your shrine that originally belonged to you!"

"Pa!"

Enel gently landed on the ground and stood upright. "Do stupid pirates also want to provoke God?"

"Yeah, that's good."

Enel said, "Then I will let you experience my power as a god!"

"Then I will let you experience it,"

"What is the power of a pirate?" Vlad grinned happily.

"Come on!"

Enel shrugged.

"Here i come!"

Vlad smiled.

"Three!"

Enel smiled.

"Two!"

Enel crossed his arms in front of his chest and did not move.

"One!"

Vlad counted lazily.

"Zero!"

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"Oh, these Dial are really amazing!"

The woman named Serena was walking on a white street with a strange pattern in her hand. Behind the bouncing woman was a maid with a cigarette in her mouth and a chef who was looking around with great interest.

"Oh, these Dial are really amazing!"

A voice that was exactly the same as Serena came out of Dial's shell, no different from Serena himself.

"It really can be recorded!"

"Is this Dial?" Serena was very excited.

"That's it, intruders!"

"Accept our punishment!" a high-pitched voice came from behind the three of them.