Because You Are An Idiot

"See, told you," said Commander Huang Nian Zu as he descended the steps into the basement of the convivence store. "Completely empty."

"You were right," I said with a smile, not even bothering to hold it back anymore. I stuck my hand into the black cargo pants that the boys always seemed to make me wear and pretended to pull out a chocolate bar. Opening it up in front of the man, I took a large bite. "There was absolutely nothing down here. But now that I am convinced, we can head out any time."

Practically skipping up the stairs, I paused long enough to give Liu Yu Zeng a kiss on the lips before heading out into the middle of the road. I finished off the rest of the bar, licking my fingers clean, before looking around me.

To my front was a forest, to each side was a road, and behind me stood the gas station with all of the military members lounging around outside, waiting for their next order.