Dominic shrugged innocently. “It was just that you said you liked watermelon. It got me wondering…If I was a watermelon, would you spit or swallow my seed?” Some chuckled, some groaned, and Trey scowled at him.
“Okay, okay, I got a better one. If your left leg is Thanksgiving, and your right leg is Christmas, can I visit you between the holidays?” More people chuckled than groaned at him this time. Trey, of course, growled.
“Where do you hear these lines?”
“Some I’ve heard from other guys. Some I’ve read on the internet or heard on T.V.”
Trey glared at him. “Well you can stop using them on my mate.”
Dominic gave him an apologetic look that couldn’t have been more false. “I can’t help it, she’s like a dictionary – she brings meaning into my life.” This time everyone
groaned. “Oh come on, that wasn’t that bad.”