"If I was, would you come and rescue me, Superman?"
["I'd rather you call me, Mr. Billionaire. Doesn't it sound better than a man wearing his underwear over his suit?"]
I chuckled, and eventually I bursts out of laughing. I didn't even know how long i've been in this shit hole, but hearing his lame joke somehow made my day better. He tried asking why I was laughing, and that's when I knew that he was actually being serious, which made me laugh even harder.
["I don't know what to feel, dear. Should I be offended that you're not taking me seriously, or happy that I get to hear you laugh?"]
"You should be satisfied, you get the chance to talk to me even if I don't want to talk to you."
["You mean, a chance that nobody wants?"]
I rolled my eyes. "Keep talking and i'll hang up."
["Wait. I have to ask you something. It's urgent."]
My eyebrows furrowed. "What?"
["Come outside and we'll talk."]