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In a world where martial artists reign supreme, strength is everything. Unfortunately, that logic doesn't apply to a certain Florida Man. 

Refined in the nuclear fallout wasteland, Leo was the strongest mutant alive. He carried an alien artifact, allowing him to exchange his lifespan for modern items. After 50,000 years of solitary life in a humanless world, he collected enough lifespan to transmigrate to another habitable world. 

Leo was later thrown into a mysterious planet. He soon discovered that his body produced radiation, and it mutated the surrounding plants and grasses. Worrying that he might ruin the beautiful planet, he chose to live in seclusion. 

Unfortunately, the local population soon discovered his existence, and a misunderstanding ensued.

Florida Man's General Store in Cultivation World

Chapter 104 – Florida Man Sings on Mountain, Becomes Disney Princess and Haunted by Ghost

Leo meditated, mimicking how a cultivator in novels always did. However, he knew nothing about Qi circulation and breathing.

After 10 minutes of sitting idly, Leo gave up. He stared at the growing black sprout next to the dragon fruit plant.

"You know what? Screw this. I'm gonna spit on it and accelerate its growth. Once it's big enough, I'm gonna eat it."

Leo picked up another ripened dragon fruit and waited for it to fully mutated. When the fruit turned black, he dug another hole and plant the fruit. After he covered the hole, he spat on it.

Although Leo had the urge to urinate on the mutated plant, he remembered that he planned to eat it. Thus, it would have been a stupid idea.