DamnPlotArmor

In a world where martial artists reign supreme, strength is everything. Unfortunately, that logic doesn't apply to a certain Florida Man. 

Refined in the nuclear fallout wasteland, Leo was the strongest mutant alive. He carried an alien artifact, allowing him to exchange his lifespan for modern items. After 50,000 years of solitary life in a humanless world, he collected enough lifespan to transmigrate to another habitable world. 

Leo was later thrown into a mysterious planet. He soon discovered that his body produced radiation, and it mutated the surrounding plants and grasses. Worrying that he might ruin the beautiful planet, he chose to live in seclusion. 

Unfortunately, the local population soon discovered his existence, and a misunderstanding ensued.

Florida Man's General Store in Cultivation World

Chapter 138 – Middle-Aged Florida Men Identified as Teenagers Participate in School Sports Tournament

Leo snapped his fingers, and the cloth shop's mannequin came out carrying a hundred suits, shirts, pants, belts, leather shoes, socks, and neckties.

The tailor automaton had been working on this project for the past week. After receiving Leo's samples, she made these clothes a priority. She also made them in different sizes so that people of all physiques could enjoy wearing these precious treasures, which were made from Leo's dead cancer cells and elemental essence.

"These clothes will not be just a staple uniform of our domain, but they will serve as your armor! They are made from my goddamn blood and skin, so no trashy young masters or princes of some clans can possibly harm you if you wear these!"