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In a world where martial artists reign supreme, strength is everything. Unfortunately, that logic doesn't apply to a certain Florida Man. 

Refined in the nuclear fallout wasteland, Leo was the strongest mutant alive. He carried an alien artifact, allowing him to exchange his lifespan for modern items. After 50,000 years of solitary life in a humanless world, he collected enough lifespan to transmigrate to another habitable world. 

Leo was later thrown into a mysterious planet. He soon discovered that his body produced radiation, and it mutated the surrounding plants and grasses. Worrying that he might ruin the beautiful planet, he chose to live in seclusion. 

Unfortunately, the local population soon discovered his existence, and a misunderstanding ensued.

Florida Man's General Store in Cultivation World

Chapter 191 – Florida Man Sued Dead Pro-War Rioters for Raiding His Shopping Mall and Got Shot to Death by His Employees.

"Oh, dear. They have done it, munya. Who's going to help them, munya?"

On the mystic realm portal platform, the three statues laughed at the invaders. They looked at each other.

The black-winged angel shrugged, "Rock, paper, scissors?"

The Cathulhu disagreed, "That's not fair, munya. I can only do tentacles. Pick another method, munya."

The Fenrir also panted and stuck out his tongue, pretending ignorance, "You want my paws, woof?"

As they didn't feel the necessity of participating in this fight, the trio pushed the responsibility to each other. However, as they had the same mind, they couldn't come to an agreement.