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In a world where martial artists reign supreme, strength is everything. Unfortunately, that logic doesn't apply to a certain Florida Man. 

Refined in the nuclear fallout wasteland, Leo was the strongest mutant alive. He carried an alien artifact, allowing him to exchange his lifespan for modern items. After 50,000 years of solitary life in a humanless world, he collected enough lifespan to transmigrate to another habitable world. 

Leo was later thrown into a mysterious planet. He soon discovered that his body produced radiation, and it mutated the surrounding plants and grasses. Worrying that he might ruin the beautiful planet, he chose to live in seclusion. 

Unfortunately, the local population soon discovered his existence, and a misunderstanding ensued.

Florida Man's General Store in Cultivation World

Chapter 236 – Florida Man Found His Wife Unconscious at Home, Calls Fisherman for Advice Instead of Calling an Ambulance.

Overlord Milo and his troops remained at the Cauliflower City. Their leader silently observed the battle from afar. On the other hand, the troops panicked as they lost contact with their operators.

"Your Excellency! We can't communicate with our mothership anymore!"

"My lord. Our colony might have been destroyed. What should we do?"

Overlord Milo was silent. He narrowed his eyes and kept his eyes on Leo, but he didn't know that he was the Florida Man he had been looking for.

"Avoid that place. We'll go kidnap and kill other Nu'Earthe of this planet!"

"Screw the colony. I can drag you useless idiots home whenever I want to! Follow me and shut up!"

The vanguard team departed from the city and flew northeast.