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In a world where martial artists reign supreme, strength is everything. Unfortunately, that logic doesn't apply to a certain Florida Man. 

Refined in the nuclear fallout wasteland, Leo was the strongest mutant alive. He carried an alien artifact, allowing him to exchange his lifespan for modern items. After 50,000 years of solitary life in a humanless world, he collected enough lifespan to transmigrate to another habitable world. 

Leo was later thrown into a mysterious planet. He soon discovered that his body produced radiation, and it mutated the surrounding plants and grasses. Worrying that he might ruin the beautiful planet, he chose to live in seclusion. 

Unfortunately, the local population soon discovered his existence, and a misunderstanding ensued.

Florida Man's General Store in Cultivation World

Chapter 239 – Florida Man Allegedly Groomed a Maiden. FBI Declared That He Rizzed His Last Gyatt.

Leo drowsily woke up after he had lost to Aslan's shadow. He dragged his feet to the bathroom to get the morning shower. Upon stepping his foot into the bathroom, Leo found Esen, gawking at her improved physique.

Leo nodded in approval as the busty physique of Esen aligned with his taste. He naughtily slapped her butt and entered the shower room.

Esen bent her back and pouted. She glared at Leo in embarrassment.

"Hey, geezer! What did you do to me?!"

Leo shrugged and started showering. He gasped when the cold shower hit his face and shook his head, splashing water everywhere in the bathroom. Then, he answered Esen.