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In a world where martial artists reign supreme, strength is everything. Unfortunately, that logic doesn't apply to a certain Florida Man. 

Refined in the nuclear fallout wasteland, Leo was the strongest mutant alive. He carried an alien artifact, allowing him to exchange his lifespan for modern items. After 50,000 years of solitary life in a humanless world, he collected enough lifespan to transmigrate to another habitable world. 

Leo was later thrown into a mysterious planet. He soon discovered that his body produced radiation, and it mutated the surrounding plants and grasses. Worrying that he might ruin the beautiful planet, he chose to live in seclusion. 

Unfortunately, the local population soon discovered his existence, and a misunderstanding ensued.

Florida Man's General Store in Cultivation World

Chapter 259 – Florida Man Sued Mother-in-Law for Snorting Coke Without Inviting Him.

Shopping Mall, Burger Kung Restaurant.

"Last Rizzmas, I gave you my Gyatt. But the very next day, Biboo taxes it away…"

Wu Buyi hummed while he sang a weird song composed by a vtuber. He sat at the Burgur Kung Restaurant's table after ordering a double cheeseburger and a mad cow steak burger for 200 essence stones.

The food price seemed expensive to many. But in Wu Buyi's eyes, they were dirt cheap.

He was also different from before. Instead of indulging in the smartphone and the internet, Wu Buyi put an alchemy manual, which he had purchased from the infamous bookstore. Flipping a few first pages, he read the table of contents to find the topic he was interested in.

Wu Buyi hummed and flipped more pages. He started reading in earnest while the waiter mannequin brought the ordered burgers to his table.