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In a world where martial artists reign supreme, strength is everything. Unfortunately, that logic doesn't apply to a certain Florida Man. 

Refined in the nuclear fallout wasteland, Leo was the strongest mutant alive. He carried an alien artifact, allowing him to exchange his lifespan for modern items. After 50,000 years of solitary life in a humanless world, he collected enough lifespan to transmigrate to another habitable world. 

Leo was later thrown into a mysterious planet. He soon discovered that his body produced radiation, and it mutated the surrounding plants and grasses. Worrying that he might ruin the beautiful planet, he chose to live in seclusion. 

Unfortunately, the local population soon discovered his existence, and a misunderstanding ensued.

Florida Man's General Store in Cultivation World

Chapter 286 – Florida Man Wakes Up to Surprise Addition: Baby or Burrito?!

By the time Aslan returned, Leo already cleaned up the mess. Fortunately, the fight finished in a flash, and both men didn't use any wide-ranged skills. No one was harmed.

As soon as Aslan landed on the mystic realm platform, he looked around, observing the stone elf army. He then gave Meowmeow a weird look.

Meowmeow was offended. He smirked, "I've been working hard, and you're telling me to get some help? No. YOU get some help. You've contributed nothing."

"Hah. You have no idea what your wives have done. You almost ruined my plan."

"Ruin what plan? You lazy ass know nothing."

Aslan shook his head, mentally exhausted from bantering with this immature angel. He shifted his attention to one of Meowmeow's mistresses 'Wei Yuan'.