vomit

"Good fight!"

"Tang Jie is a bastard. Relying on his status in the Tang family, he has bullied many people in the Xuanwu Army."

"I can't wait to go up and mend my feet."

The rest of the Xuanwu army felt very relieved.

Tang Jie is a bastard, someone finally took care of him.

"What's going on? Why gather a crowd to watch?"

At this moment, a cold voice of iron and blood sounded.

It was a sturdy middle-aged man who came out from behind the crowd.

He is Dayong, and he is the leader among the 18 people participating in the Five Armies Competition.

But the moment he saw Lin Fan, his expression was startled, and his pupils shrank even more.

"Forest..."

Just as he was about to speak, Lin Fan stared back at what he had just said with a look.

Facing Lin Fan's steady shaking of his head, Dayong nodded his head to express his understanding.

Tang Jie, who was still crying in pain, obviously didn't notice the eye contact between Lin Fan and Dayong.

When he saw Dayong, he was immediately excited.

Climbing up to Dayong with snot and tears, he said in a tearful voice:

"Sir! This kid doesn't take the war department seriously, let alone our Xuanwu Army."

"Not only did he break into the Xuanwu camp privately, he even beat me up and even threatened to make me drink urine."

When he said this, the grief was unbearable.

Those who didn't know, thought that Lin Fan had done such an outrageous thing to force a seven-foot man to such an extent.

pity.

Others don't know what kind of person Lin Fan really is, how can Dayong not know?

Could the eighteen people who participated in the Five Armies Competition not know about it?

"Break into the Xuanwu camp? Still look down on the war department, look down on the Xuanwu army? Let you drink urine?"

"Sounds pretty vicious."

Dayong didn't ask the reason in detail at all, he could already guess what was going on.

Hearing Tang Jie's upside-down words, he couldn't help but sneer.

Lin Fan is Guan Wei's master, Guan Zhanxun's guest, and the chief instructor of the Xuanwu Army.

If he looked down on the War Department and the Xuanwu Army, wouldn't that be a slap in the face?

As for drinking urine...

"Drinking urine is real."

Lin Fan said lightly:

"He made a bet with me. Didn't he lose? So he has to drink the urine of the entire Xuanwu Camp."

Dayong suddenly realized.

Tang Jie, this bastard, can really play lanterns in the toilet, looking for death!

"In my Xuanwu Army, there are no cowards!"

"Tang Jie! Since this is a bet, you should be willing to admit defeat. Now, go and drink up the urine in the Xuanwu Camp!"

Dayong scolded righteously.

That appearance seems to be the light of the righteous way, helping relatives or not.

"ah?"

Tang Jie was stunned.

How could this script have such a development trend?

I am a member of the Xuanwu Army. As an officer, Dayong shouldn't help him?

not to mention...

"Sir, shouldn't Lin Fan be punished for intruding into the Xuanwu camp?"

Tang Jie gritted his teeth and asked unwillingly.

"this..."

Dayong really had a headache.

It is indeed a felony to break into the Xuanwu camp without revealing the identity of Lin Fan's chief instructor.

Therefore, he could only find a reason:

"This gentleman's problem will be dealt with by someone later."

"As for you, immediately go and drink up all the urine in the Xuanwu camp!"

To deal with Lin Fan?

Just thinking about it made Dayong feel chills all over his body.

It's better to pick Tang Jie, the soft persimmon first.

"And she, she said at the beginning that she would be with Tang Jie."

Lin Fan pointed to Chen Li who was about to sneak away, and mercilessly made a stab.

"Lin, Lin Fan, I... I didn't say anything."

Chen Li shook her head frantically.

She didn't want to drink urine, it was the urine of so many smelly men.

"take away!"

Dayong didn't talk nonsense at all.

With a wave of his hand, several members of the Xuanwu Army spontaneously detained Tang Jie and Chen Li, and came to the bathroom of the Xuanwu camp.

This is a specially built excrement and urine recycling room.

Because there is no suitable septic area on the side of the Zhonghai War Department, all excrement and urine need to be recycled by special personnel and processed in a unified manner.

There are already dozens of large barrels in the recycling room.

It's full of urine inside.

Looking around, it's really fucking spectacular.

No matter what, it has to look like a thousand catties.

"Ouch...who pissed, why is it so smelly?"

"That's right! How can we, Young Master Tang, drink such stinky urine?"

"I can smell garlic through the barrel. Brother who eats garlic, don't eat it next time, so that it will be easier for Tang Shao to drink it."

Don't be afraid of too many sand sculptures, but be afraid of gathering sand sculptures.

The members of the Xuanwu Army who were watching just now, faced with such an annual drama, how could they miss it.

so.

The style of painting also changed.

Only because it was Tang Jie who drank the urine, everyone had no sympathy and pity, only relieved and happy.

"vomit..."

When Tang Jie and Chen Li approached these large buckets of urine, the fishy and sour smell rushed straight to the top of their hearts.

One couldn't hold back, and the two spit out together.

"Tsk! The smell of this urine bucket is not enough, do you have to add some seasonings yourself?"

"Pfft... Who the hell is so bad, I can't laugh anymore."

I don't know who said such a sentence, everyone in the Xuanwu Army couldn't stop laughing.

Even Lin Fan couldn't help but laugh!

"Who! Who the hell laughed at Ben Shao?"

Tang Jie roared furiously.

He was already angry because Lin Fan broke into the war department without being punished, but he wanted to drink urine with Chen Li, and now he was laughed at by the former team members.

How could he bear such a scene?

"There's so much nonsense, hurry up and drink your urine!"

Dayong kicked Tang Jie angrily, and kicked him directly in front of a bucket of urine.

"vomit..."

Tang Jie vomited again, more exaggeratedly than before.

He looked at Dayong wanting to cry without tears, and begged for mercy:

"Sir! Please... vomit! Let me go, the urine in it is fishy and sour, how can I drink it?"

"I beg the officer to read that I am a first-time offender, vomit..."

In a word, vomit three times.

But Dayong's expression was still cold, and he hummed:

"If you can't afford it, then don't play it. If you lose, then accept the punishment."

"Come a few people, hold him down, and pour it directly into his mouth."

Tang Jie was so frightened that he stepped back again and again, laying down on the side of the urine bucket, and said persistently:

"I drink, I drink! I drink myself."

As he said that, he gave Chen Li a vicious look, and angrily said:

"Smelly bitch, what are you still doing? Do you want me to drink all this urine by myself?"

He felt that if Chen Li hadn't jumped out to make amends in the end, he might still beg for mercy.

It's all because of Chen Li's words being too terrific.

The two stood by the urine bucket, smelling the smell above, and didn't even dare to take a deep breath. volcano literature

I could only pinch my nose, bite the bullet, and take a mouthful carefully.