From beauty to uncle

Bai Xiaofei was thinking wildly and hurriedly followed him into the living room: "Thank you for saving me, little - big, big, big, uncle!"

Bai Xiaofei originally wanted to call the brave female angel Miss, but after thinking about it, the word "Miss" has already had a special meaning, and it has become a proper noun for the little girl who washes her hair and feet, so she wanted to change it to "Big Sister" ". But when he walked into the living room and saw the figure sitting on the sofa, the word "big sister" stuck in his throat, and the last thing that came out of his throat was "uncle" whose tone had changed!

That's right, he's the uncle, and he's a perverted, unshaven, unshaven uncle!

I saw a person sitting on the sofa in the living room, with smooth long hair that could be advertised for Rejoice shampoo, wearing a tight-fitting sweater, a one-step skirt on the lower body, seductive black silk, and a pair of what is commonly known as Hentian Gao under his feet. Pointed toe heels. It is the most popular fashionable dress for little women at the moment.

However, the other person's flat chest, raised Adam's apple, and full beard showed that he was an out-and-out uncle.

The uncle looked at Bai Xiaofei's dumbfounded look, rolled his eyes, squeezed his throat and said, "What? Are you scared by my appearance? Don't be afraid, I'm not what you think. I'm not a pervert, let alone a homosexual, just A shojo manga artist. Because drawing shojo manga requires deep feeling and comprehension of the girl's heart, so I dress like this, hoping that my body and mind can be fully integrated into the manga girl image I created. Don't be afraid, come on, Sit next to sister, you must have been frightened in the corridor just now."

The corners of Bai Xiaofei's eyes twitched, this pinching voice, coupled with the voice of ecstasy, uncle, do you know that you are more disgusting than those heads with long tongues outside. I have long heard that nine out of ten cartoonists are perverts, and the remaining one is paranoid. The rumors are indeed true.

However, at least the comic uncle just saved his life. Even if he is a pervert, he is still a human being, unlike Brother Corpse, who wants to eat people. Bai Xiaofei laughed a few times, after all he still didn't dare to sit down next to the manga uncle, and took a seat on the small single sofa next to him.

The manga uncle keenly saw Bai Xiaofei's embarrassment - a cartoonist, his eyesight is different from ordinary people - he smiled sweetly, raised his orchid fingers, took a brand new manga, and handed it to Bai Xiaofei: "Look, This is my work. It's beautiful, I'll give it to you."

Bai Xiaofei took a look, and saw that the cover was a head portrait of a shy girl with pear blossoms and rain, with three big characters "Xin Ping Mei" written on it, and two lines of small characters below it, "Use a girl's body to feel the magic of love". Take a closer look, Only then did I realize that the month printed on the cover was actually the next month. This is a sample issue that only the cartoonist himself can get.

Heh, this perverted uncle is really a cartoonist. Well, it seems that he is really not a pervert. Wearing this suit, he is just experiencing life.

Bai Xiaofei remembered that many famous cartoonists in the Japanese country with the theme of "selling meat" were all at the level of uncles. I heard that in order to draw cartoons that best reflect the beauty of women, some uncles spent a lot of money to buy cartoons of various styles. Different underwear is to confirm the different feelings of wearing different underwear on the body. In contrast, the uncle in front of him is already quite normal.

Bai Xiaofei quickly pulled back his somewhat nonsensical thoughts, anyway, the uncle in front of him is his savior, not to mention, he is not completely safe now - this building is occupied by the vine corpse brother, he and the uncle, exactly It's not a problem to just stay in the "body" of the vine corpse brother!

Bai Xiaofei couldn't wait to ask: "Uncle, what's the matter with this building? Those vines should be a mutant of the corpse brother, right? And those heads with long tongues are probably from the building that was eaten by the vine corpse brother." The residents have changed, right? We can't stay here for long, we have to find a way out, uncle, you must have a way, right? Since you dare to live in this building alone, you must have a way to deal with this vine corpse brother, right? "

Bai Xiaofei kept pouring out all the questions he had in one breath. The comic uncle sat on the sofa with his legs spread, his underwear exposed under his pants, and he stretched out his thumb to dig his nostrils, completely exposing his body. The true face of a wretched middle-aged bad uncle.

He ate and said: "Brother Vine Corpse - you gave this monster this name. Well, it's quite vivid, but this guy is more terrifying than any vine in the world. All the residents in our building were killed by this guy. After eating, I recognize the heads hanging on the ceiling - Xiaoguan next door, Fatty, Zhenzhen on the third floor, ah, by the way, the three members of the Wang family on the fifth floor were all eaten by Brother Vine Corpse."

"I have seen with my own eyes how the vine corpse eats people. The tips of those tentacles will grow sharp needles. If they prick a person anywhere on the body, no matter how strong the man is, he will fall into a coma. Then, long and short... The vines will roll over, rolling the whole person into a cocoon, and inside the cocoon, all the flesh and bones will be digested into ** and absorbed by the tentacles, leaving only the head, which becomes a part of the vine corpse brother."

"Don't underestimate the long tongues hanging from the mouths of those heads. They don't look sharp at all, but they are actually very tough. An ordinary knife or something can't cut through those tongues. If you get entangled, it will be like being wrapped by a python." It's like living in a body, being strangled to death."

Bai Xiaofei's face turned green when he heard this. This was truly called a self-inflicted escape from hell. In order to get rid of the Centipede Corpse Brother, he took the initiative to run into the belly of the even more terrifying Vine Corpse Brother.

When the comic uncle saw Bai Xiaofei's face turned pale, he put down the hand that was picking his nose, reached over and patted Bai Xiaofei's shoulder: "Don't be afraid, this vine corpse brother has a weakness. Its body seems to like yin and hate yang, so it's a bit scary. Strong light, the light is on in our room, it won't force its way in."

Lighting—how many light bulbs do you depend on for your life? !

Bai Xiaofei felt powerless for a while - Uncle, this vine corpse brother has almost covered the entire building with vines. If the switch is damaged by then, the lights in your room will be of no use!