The Twins' Secret Thoughts

"Can you lower your voice a bit? What if Mom hears you? Aren't you afraid of making her angry? Also, don't just look at the surface of things. You know Auntie likes to hide in my bed to sleep. Does that mean I'm having an affair with her? If I wanted to, I could have done it years ago," Elmer argued, trying to sound reasonable.

Rita pointed at the condom on the floor and stared directly at Elmer, asking, "And what about this? Care to explain?"

"The doctor said using a condom during masturbation is safe. Don't I have the right to do that?" Elmer shrugged his shoulders and smiled dismissively.

"You're just being evasive!" Rita said angrily.

"Go ask Auntie about it then," Elmer waved her off.

Rita snorted and shook her head. "Do whatever you want. I don't have time to deal with you. I have to go to the office with Auntie Sun."

"Good luck to you," Elmer muttered, clearly displeased with his hot-tempered sister.