The Stimulating Morgue

"What's going on?" Elmer asked.

"I haven't put on my shoes yet!" Eleanor glared at Elmer and then retrieved a pair of beige high heels from the corner, sliding them onto her delicate feet.

"You're becoming more and more human," Elmer chuckled. "When in Rome, do as the Romans do. Besides, I understand the simple principle that the higher you stand, the farther you can see."

After putting on the shoes, Eleanor stomped her feet a few times to make sure they fit properly. She then followed Elmer outside. As they left Jessica's home, Elmer turned to look at Eleanor. Perhaps she wasn't used to wearing high heels, as her buttocks swayed from side to side, which looked quite attractive. Combined with the apparent discomfort on her face, Elmer couldn't help but laugh and asked, "Aren't you suffering like this?"