The only thing I know for real

During his oh so graceful, drunken bee descent Seth had been tracking the charging Rhino, ready to tackle it's rider off of his saddle. That was until it stumbled into suplex city and ended up throwing said rider and turning them into a meat crayon drawing a line of crimson across the black page of tarmac. 

He hadn't accounted for that, clearly he should have expected something like this. Due to his lack of preparation, however, this meant that he had to suddenly adjust his course mid-plummet. His already graceless descent somehow turning even worse, creating a sight that was akin to watching a baby bird trying to fly as it bounced down the side of a mountain.