Chapter 1: Serfu Interrupted

Because of the excitement, I took my long golden dragon out of Rita and gave her a dragon's breath on her body. She looked disappointed but was surprised to hear the door open. Who is that? I have never seen him before. Is he an intruder? Just in case I need to prepare myself!

I manifest a weapon that is classified as a Dimensional Destroyer. It goes by many names, but I usually call the weapon The Type 56. However, his name is actually more along the lines of Simonov. I pointed at the man, but he spoke calmly. It is unsettling to hear some talk so calmly.

"My name is Serfu. I am a humble servant of the Land of Cultivators. I come bearing news for both you and your father. May I speak to him?" The guy who is named Serfu said. 

Is he not telling a lie? I cannot believe he is telling the truth. Even when pointing a weapon at him, he didn't even flinch. I know most people wouldn't know what this is, but still. If you point anything at someone they would usually get nervous. 

"I think my dad is coming home tomorrow. For now, I guess you can sleep in the house. I don't know where, but somewhere." I said to the man named Serfu while also lowering my weapon. 

"Thank you, and sorry for the interruption," Serfu said while covering his nose that was already in a mask. 

"Do I stink?" I blurted out, my discomfort evident in my tone. 

"Most def- Especially the stuff you sprayed on my body," Rita said bluntly. Also, when did Rita use shortened words? Is that slang of some kind?

"Mhmm-mm. What is that smell, and why are you!?" Luna said as she did something perverted. 

It was so weird I cannot even talk about it. All I can say is at least Rita doesn't have to have a bath now. Rita and Luna started to fight. I sat there quietly. If I say anything, it will be bad for me. Luna began to lunge at me and tried to kiss me. I grabbed onto her with my left hand and covered her mouth with my right hand.

"You are not kissing me on the lips after what you did!" I shouted in horror. 

"Damn, Luna girl, not even I would be that nasty towards Hubby," Rita said.

"Thirgmh is ahhhah Pushaaha!" Luna said as a muffle of angry Luna noises came out.

Rita assisted me, grabbed Luna, and put her in a headlock. Wait, can Luna not breathe? She is going blue. 

"Rita, allow her to breathe. She is turning blue!" I said as my voice shook.

"Luna knows magic and the one that can cause you pain. She is serious about getting back at you!" Rita said, wrestling Luna.

I see Luna go limp. Both Rita and I were shocked by Rita's mistake.

"Wakey, wakey! Please wake up, Luna! Oh, she still has a heartbeat. Passing out from Asphyxiation is somewhat hot." Rita shouted.

Great, we have two perverts in the group now. I knew these girls were off, to begin with, but they are showing their true colors now.

I woke up the next day still naked next to a naked Rita. Luna's clothes from the other night were on the bed. She is nowhere to be seen, though. I got up by lifting my back from the bed. I look back to see all my sweat. Dang, I do stink. I should get a bath. Before leaving, I covered Luna more with the blanket. 

Before I left the room, I put on some underwear, grabbed some extra clothes, and headed off to the bath. Hmm, 7 million points in 1 session. Or maybe Luna attacked me last night. Whatever I need to exchange my points soon.

When I opened the door, I saw a goddess—a slender, beautiful goddess with wet hair. No, not a goddess, but Luna was naked, drying herself off. She looked at me and turned away with a pouty, muffled sigh. Luna then walked out with a set of clothes. She walked passed me like I was a stranger. 

Well, I did have sex with Rita behind her back. It makes sense she would ignore me. If I were mad at someone, I'd give them the same treatment after washing myself and getting in. Rita came by and did the same thing. Me and I are now just sitting and taking a bath. I was the first one to get out.

After washing myself and drying off, Rose Lilly told me my dad arrived. So I need to get dressed up as well as everyone here needs to get dressed. Rose Lilly entered the bath to tell Rita the same thing. We both got dressed and went to the living room. I see Luna is already here already dressed up in combat...gear?

My dad looked tired and had a hint of disappointment. Oh ya, I should use my card caster skill again. I haven't activated it for the day. For now, let's deal with the immediate problem. They talk about me rescuing a cute girl.