Chapter 11: Finale

"A Badger ? Did you two call your Daddy a badger again ?! Oh, I don't think that's very nice. Don't you know that sometimes the truth isn't nice." Yennefer said. She ended it by whisper yelling to the boys. The boys snickered a bit and Jaksier laughed lightly too.

"Yen, they don't need encouragement. They decided to get a bath together, and well… two wiggly witchers and water." Jaskier said as he turned and gestured to his soaked naked chest and drenched briefs. The boys were back to slashing each other and giggling.

"Aw, well they're just helping you. You're practically getting a bath with them! Boys, boys, make sure you wash daddy's hair while you're at it!" Yennefer said and laughed as she walked away. She heard a loud splash and then laughing. She heard Jaskier call out "BOYS! Don't drown me!"

Yennefer carried the clothes back down to the bathroom. She opened up the door to Lambert sitting on the floor. "Hey baby, pop up let's get you dressed! Your brothers are just about dragging daddy into the tub with them! I'm glad you didn't get me wet. You are so polite." The woman said as she helped Lambert pull on his hoodie once he stood up. He allowed her to slip his underwear up his legs and settle on his hips, he adjusted himself in them. He lifted each foot to let his aunty slip his fuzzy socks onto his feet.

"You look so cute, baby! Let's go wait for bubbas and daddy in the living room. I'm going to borrow a sweatshirt and some sleep shorts from daddy's room, so you just watch TV and I'll be right back." Yennefer explained and she walked hand in hand to the living room where Lambert grabbed a blanket that was on the back and wrapped himself up and got all cuddly on the end of the couch.

Yennefer walked up the stairs and changed into some borrowed clothes from Jaskier's room and walked back past the open bathroom door. Jaskier was humming quietly as he rubbed lotion into Eskel's neck, massaging deeply. Geralt was sitting behind Jaskier with the human between his legs. Geralt had his face in the back of Jaskier's neck and and his arms around his daddy's stomach, squeezing and playing with the fat there. Geralt's thick grey tail swished against the tile. Jaskier had his legs on the side of Eskel and the wolf was rubbing up and down his ankles. Eskel's ears were lax and flopped down a bit.

Yennefer smiled and waved when Jaskier glanced up at her. She continued down the stairs. She thought about how wonderful life is gonna be just having the three yellow eyed beasts around, in her life. They're so… they have personalities. Ideas and imaginations. They're so amazing and perfect and…

As Yennefer rounded the corner and caught sight of the now searching baby. He had his tail swooshing and his ears were perked up on alert. Lambert was looking around the kitchen pouting looking for something. Yennefer came up to him and asked what he was looking for.

"Kitty cat. Brown kitty cat. Don't know where kitty cat go'd" Lambert said and stomped his foot out of frustration. Yennefer rubbed his back lightly and looked at his face.

"I think we left your kitty in the basement. Do you want to come look or do you want me to?" Yennefer asked as she made her way to the basement door. Lambert nodded and toddled his way to the stairs and carefully made his way down them with his aunty trailing him. Lambert looked around while Yennefer opened the closet door.

"Hey baby! Here we go, bubbas probably put it in the basket because they didn't know you were still playing with it. What's your kitty cat's name?" Yennefer said and Lambert ran over and his slick tail swished back and forth happily. He instantly took the toy and put it's ear in his mouth.

"Ith jus my kithy cat. Name it pookie. Pookie kitty!" Lambert said and smiled which caused his eyes to crinkled up. Yennefer awed and put her hand on her heart as she walked toward the stairs.

"You are the cutest little thing! Let's take you and your pookie cat back up to the living room. I'm sure daddy's taking a moment to dress Wolfie and Bear for bed. It's getting late!"

Lambert happily followed the woman up the stairs. Once they got to the couch the babe yawned and rolled himself back up in his blanket. Yennefer sat next to him, but not touching. Lambert wiggled over so he was leaning onto his aunt. She wrapped one of her arms around his shoulders and hummed. Their peace was interrupted moments later.

"Lammy, beautiful, it's nigh nigh time. Since Aunty already dressed you, you can go ahead and join us in the nest. Thank you so much Yen, it's been such a help and I think a certain little kit has enjoyed your presence." Jaskier said from the stairs. He was now wearing a pair of red sweatpants and no shirt. Yennefer smiled and looked down at the apparently sleeping witcher. Yennefer shifted and rubbed at the babes arm through his blanket.

"Lambert… Lammy… Darling, Love, Cutie baby dumpling boy, let's get you up to bed. Bubbas and daddy are all waiting for you in the nest. Come on, Dada's right here." Yennefer said as she attempted to wake Lambert up. He just rolled and snuggled closer to his aunt. Jaskier walked over and placed his hand on Lambert's forehead.

"Hey baby, time for bed. Bubbas are already almost asleep. Do you want me to get Bear to come carry you up? I need an answer please baby." Jaskier said and Lambert opened his eyes and groaned. He pouted and looked up at his aunt.

"Naunt Nenny come sleep wif me. My bed nice! Aunty stay wif me." Lambert said as he sat up. He looked between his daddy and his aunty. Yennefer looked at Jaskier with a hopeful look and he nodded.

"Okay Lammy. If Yen want's to cuddle up to you tonight, she can. If you need anything or if you get a memory or if you feel panicky, you can come to me or get bubbas or tell aunty and go to the bathroom." Jaskier told him and Lambert smiled and jumped up. He nodded and pulled Yennefer up with the hand that wasn't holding the corners of his blankets and pookie cat.

Jaskier followed them up the stairs to the bedrooms. "If he tried to get away from you, let him. If he tells you he feels sticky, itchy, off, bad, chased, trapped, umm… dizzy, thinky, or just growls, that means he needs space. He'll either leave or you need to give him about four feet of room to move. Uh, he likes midnight snacks, but so do the rest. He'll usually tell you what he wants. He liked sucking on things, his cat, the blankets, pillows, and watch your fingers. That's just about it. Lammy be good for Aunty Yen. Goodnight, I love you, my sweet flower." Jaskier said as they made their way up to the lovely green room. He planted a kiss onto the pet's lips and forehead. Lambert smiled and yawned again.

"I lub you too dada. Nigh Night to bubbas too." Lammy said and pulled Yennefer into the room.

"Night Jask. See you in the morning. Say goodnight to the pups for me!" Yennefer called out as she closed the door. Jaskier laughed and walked back to his room where the two others were fast asleep, wrapped only in their blankets, with a space between them for the singer.

Through the night Jaskier woke up only once to Geralt eating an entire head of lettuce, the usual nowadays, and Eskel gone to go potty. Yennefer spent the night being wrapped up in Lambert's blanket with his legs pressed up close to her own. He had fidgeted a few for a half an hour before rolling onto his side and throwing his arm over the nice soft body next to his. He snuggled his face into her shoulder when she put her arm around him. It was easy to sleep with the baby. He held still, snored softly (cutely), and he only sucked on the ear of the brown cat.

In the morning Lambert sat up and poked Yennefer in the side. Yennefer woke up feeling a bit frazzled. She looked up at the baby who was looking somewhere by the window.

"What's goin on baby? See a bird or something?" She asks and smiles as she sits up. She only half way sat up before she noticed the baby baring his teeth. She laid back down and pulled her hands slowly from the blanket to lay beside her shoulders. Lambert closed his mouth a bit. He muttered a quiet "Itchy. Bathroom."

Yennefer held still but so did Lambert.

"Okay Kitty. Can we get a bath? Do you want me to get daddy to bathe you? Do you want a wash rag?" She asked calmly and quietly. Lambert shifted to the end of the bed. Yennefer took this as a cue to sit up, her hair frizzy and untamed though still in her braid.

"Potty. Bathroom no bath. Hurts." Lambert said and squeezed his thighs together. Yennefer relaxed, this is getting easier. "Okie dokie, let's go potty and get breakfast. I bet bubbas are already starting to wake up too if they aren't already awake and up." Yennefer said and Lambert looked down and grabbed her hand.

Lambert went potty and swished his mouth with wash and joined Yennefer again once she also used the bathroom. They made their way down to the kitchen where two very happy looking pets and a calm looking man were eating. Geralt was eating a bowl of apple slices and peanut butter, Eskel was eating what looked like just a pile of bacon and two pieces of jelly toast, Jaskier was drinking a big mug of coffee. Lambert yawned and joined his brothers at the counter.

"I love them" Yennefer said as she slid beside Jaskier. Jaskier yawned and smiled.

"So do I. I'm sure they'll appreciate your next visit. Until then- do you want some bacon or apples? Or some cereal?" Jaskier asked as he pulled down a bowl and spoon for Lambert's cereal.

Every day was new. Each day was amazing. Jaskier took the babes on adventures and trips. Yennefer became the witcher's favorite aunty. Each day was a new adventure. Yennefer came over at least twice a month, Jaskier had his adventures, and the witchers learned what a good life was all about.