Or alternatively known as that one time a student and college professor agreed to have a fake relationship only for it to turn real somewhere along the way. Here's the clincher: 

They are both too emotionally constipated to see it.

He Who Loves the Moon

“Everyone becomes happy and appreciates the moon in their own special way. Children watch their shadows and play in its light, people gather at the square to tell stories and dance through the night. A lot of happy things happen when the moon shines.” 


That’s the stupidest thing he’s ever heard. 


Hiro rolls his eyes, before immediately wrapping his arms around his box of Takoyaki before Steven tries to snatch another one again. “It probably looks like that because she’s actually just staring off in my general direction or something. You know how she is.” 


“Or maybe she’s waiting for you to do something really weird or dumb so she can have a good laugh,” then, Steven smirks, teasingly, “Aren’t you off always doing something dumb, though?” 


When the moon shines