I am Not Human

"I've just made fun of myself, laid bare before the very eyes of the one whose attention I sought to elude... This is a spell I've just invented! I shall promptly erase your memory!"

"Wait, my lady!"

FLAP!

"It was my fault, indeed. I found myself caught in a self-inflicted jest—that the chance I had to express my feelings for you first has been taken away...! By none other than the very girl I lo—"

"Lies!!!"

"I am the Apostle of the Goddess, it is physically impossible for me to lie! I had a crush on you first!"

"You are not, I am first!"

"This is a terrible misunderstanding! It's because we're still a bit too young that my father said I can't send a marriage request yet!"

"What?!"

"Therefore, I beg of you, my lady..."

'I love you.'

"...Please don't erase my memory."

***

"Some have entered the sacred bond of matrimony even in their tender years of ten," Ava whispered the night their engagement party concluded.